I have been bursting out laughing in my pseudo-cube for the last 15 minutes. This article is gold:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911

Well worth a read through and probably the best bios ever written.

“J-WOWW describes herself as a “praying mantis,” but she also demands to be called “J-WOWW” because “that’s what people say in the club when they see me,” proving that she is hearing disabled or totally insane.”

“It’s been a while since I priced home tanning beds in Rhode Island, but I’d imagine it’s not a buyer’s market.”