Walmart Peeps

11 Jan 2010, written by L Briezy 1 Comments

I know I know.. making fun of people isn’t nice.  Some people cannot help the way they look, where they are from, or their health awareness.  But others do have a choice.  They choose to expose themselves to the public’s eye and cameras to display some pretty poor choices.  Fortunately, there is a common meeting/breeding ground for many of these individuals in a little haven called Walmart Stores.  Walmart has swindled its way into most everyones backyard, so there is no need to go far to find these individuals.  Here are some of my personal favs….

For those of you keeping score at home it’s: Mr. Balderas 1 Good ideas 0

For those of you keeping score at home it’s: Mr. Balderas 1 Good ideas 0

I find no excuse for paying top dollar to have the Budweiser symbol and the words “Balderas” tattoed into the back of your head.  This was personal choice.. not a very good one.

Ever notice how the PETA people never throw paint on people wearing fur like this? Maybe it’s because the women in Manhatten don’t carry bowie knives on them.

Ever notice how the PETA people never throw paint on people wearing fur like this? Maybe it’s because the women in Manhatten don’t carry bowie knives on them.



Yell at me all you want, but from my recollection, Rainbow Brite wasn’t that cool. Well, at least not cool enough to spawn all of these imitators.

Yell at me all you want, but from my recollection, Rainbow Brite wasn’t that cool. Well, at least not cool enough to spawn all of these imitators.

Again back to the choices.  Even if this errr chick made this outfit herself out of raw materials it couldnt cost less than a t-shirt and jeans.  You can still impersonate rainbow bright without doling out a hundred dollars for rainbow hair extensions.. just say’n

Do they still even make that color of pink? She must have left her Bret “The Hitman” Hart sunglasses at home.

Do they still even make that color of pink? She must have left her Bret “The Hitman” Hart sunglasses at home.

How much pink is too much pink?  Here is your answer.  Many fashion failures can be solved with a simple answer – diversify your wardrobe.

See what happens when Pittsburgh misses the playoffs! They go crazy and revert back to mullets and the days of Kordell “Slash” Stewart. Hope you are happy NFL.

See what happens when Pittsburgh misses the playoffs! They go crazy and revert back to mullets and the days of Kordell “Slash” Stewart. Hope you are happy NFL.

Blowouts and poufs are all the rage lately, but lets not forget about the mullets.  Mullets are going strong in Pittsburgh, the South and much of middle America.  I have a feeling the blowouts will fizzle out in the next few years, but the mullet in its many variations will live on forever.

There really is nothing crazy/creepy/gross/whatever about this picture. I’m really just curious to hear all of your comments regarding at what age does twins dressing alike stop being cute and fall under weird? Talk amongst yourselves….

There really is nothing crazy/creepy/gross/whatever about this picture. I’m really just curious to hear all of your comments regarding at what age does twins dressing alike stop being cute and fall under weird? Talk amongst yourselves….

What guy doesn’t love twins, a pair of twins.. however you want to say it.  When parents stop dressing their children in the same clothes they should be thankful, not repeat the same error.  Unless the twin discount has recently been extended through women’s clothing stores, this duo has run out of excuses.

You know those people they find half eaten by their cats in an apartment 2 months after they die…….

You know those people they find half eaten by their cats in an apartment 2 months after they die…….

I will admit it that on that fine line that divides dog people vs cat people, I am a cat person.  Now on that fine line between crazy cat lady and a girl that owns a cat, I am going to say I am just the opposite of this person.  I count 30 counts mounted to this car, that being 30 too many.  For more tragic Walmart tales check out our friends at People of Walmart.

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Sudsie

January 12, 2010 4:22 am

Great post – funny! Poufs are very big right now. Just don’t create the one that Snooki wears in the new show Jersey Shore. A more subtle pouf looks great. Vidal Sassoon Hair Poufs work great to create a Bridget Bardot kind of pouf. Whether you wear a front bang pouf or a half up half down look.

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