Joe Jackson

Aliens rule, but being a human and looking like an alien does not rule. Luckily for me I have perfect proportions, model for Hanes, get mistaken for Brad Pitt all the time, and do not look like an intergalactic predator. Sadly for these celebs, they do look like mutants when you see side by side alien photos. Either way these idiots are rich, and I’m still wearing shirts from 10 years ago, real talk.

Sam Cassell


Amy Winehouse

Christopher Walken

Lady Gaga

Joan Rivers

Chris Henry

And while we are on the alien talk, I found a picture of the real life inspiration for the movie Avatar. I know I’m going to hell, I get it.