So if you never heard of Chatroulette, it is a new up and coming website that automatically connects you via webcam with a complete stranger. You have the option to turn your camera and sound off, but then whats the point. As you get connected with a complete stranger you have the option of immediately hitting the “next” button to go on to the next stranger, or you can simply start talking or whatever you want to do with your new web cam connection, sounds awkward and creepy right, well it is, and I loved it. Now before you think I’m some kind of weirdo let me give you some advice and tips so make this website a good time.

Chatroulette Users:
Above is a pretty accurate graph depicting my experience while I was cruising on Chatroulette this past weekend. The average age of users is mid twenties, with only a few “kids”, which I got to witness a 10 year old black kid break dance and do this awesome military salute dance that I will defiantly be using in the clubs next weekend. Then there are a few old men, didn’t see one old woman, and are usually just sitting down, staring into the camera like a depressed idiot. About 60% of the users are dudes just chillan like loosers with their face in there hand which you easily just hit “next” on, and go to the next user. Hot girls are very scarce to come by, and the ones you will come across will “next” you very fast if your just an ordinary dude looking into the camera like a zombie.

Revelation Chatroulette Tip:
Before I continue I should mention I was not cruising this website solo all weekend. You will not find this site amusing if you are not A. With a few of your friends and B. Drunk. With that being said, Friday night I went on the site with two girls. If you do this and the girls don’t look like two water buffaloes, then pretty much every single user will stay connected with you, as long as you interact back with them, so you will really get to fully experience what all the weirdos have to offer.

So what else will you experience?
Well in just 2 nights, and only probably about a total of 3 hours on the site we met some interesting people. MAJOR NOTICE, you will see a guy jerking off, or a guy chilling with his dong out about every 3 minutes. Yes it is the worst, but again you just have to “next” them and move on. By far the best is running into other groups of people. Having two groups interact totally takes away the awkwardness especially if your drinking. We talked with a couple of hot babes from France, a group of college kids playing pong from Iowa, and about 15 black guys from Grambling University. We also got to experience a few kids actually doing drugs, from a kid snorting a line of cocaine, a guy taking a bong hit, to a guy even tying his arm up about to do Heroin before I clicked “next”, can’t watch that shit. I don’t know why anyone would do dumb shit like that especially when people can easily screen capture your image, which I did a lot, but I wasn’t about to put anyone’s face online just out of courtesy. Instead a lot of psychos helped me out in that department, because your easily going to see a bunch of masked creatures, some in full out costumes. Within this post are all actual images I took myself while on the site, with added bonus pictures from other sites below for additional education. To round it out you will get kids holding up signs asking you to show them your tits, or something along those lines, some people actually had a tally going. You also get the awkward stuffed animals, or people that display videos on loop.

Conclusion:
I know you might have just got done reading all of that and said to yourself, “Why the hell would anyone ever go on this site…Ever?” If I read what I just wrote without ever going on Chatroulette I would probably say the same thing, but let me tell you, it’s hilarious. Each time I used Chatroulette I found myself rolling on the ground cracking up. So this weekend when your pre-gaming with your friends just open the site up crack some beers, play some tunes, and get ready to see the weird shit the internet world has to offer.

BONUS VIDEO:
Below is a video that is probably not safe for work, but it gives you a good idea of normal people using the site. As you can see most of the people in the video are groups of kids, who have a sense of humor and are just on the site to laugh at weirdos, which is exactly what we did. The people’s reactions are priceless.