Sometimes having a dog just doesn’t cut it, or a cat for that matter. Sometimes you have to show how tough you are by cruising around town with a hyena on a leash. Yes having a hyena or a baboon as a pet is pretty common in Africa oddly enough. I would love to cruise into a dog park in New York with a giant hyena attached to a 20 foot long 3 inch thick chain link leash, and really show people who is boss. I would also equip my hyena with a clad iron retractable muzzle too add the “if this muzzle wasn’t on my hyena he would rip your whole family to shreds” statement.