No, really. This isn’t tongue-in-cheek. These are lessons on how to be a martial art Force of Stealth and Death. Really. Taken at a Bujinkan school in New York from a teacher awarded with full Shidoshi status, these are lessons on how to be a Ninja. There really isn’t much more we can say. Except that rumor has it there is no school across the street that teaches Pirate lessons. Ruh roh. $195 per lesson found here for more info and to sign up.