Top 10 Worst High School Mascots Ever
05 Aug 2010, written by L Briezy 3 CommentsWhether or not you loved high school, the mascots and team names belong to everyone. Maybe you were a Warrior and watched some dude dressed up in Viking gear parade around the field instilling fear in the opposing team. Or, you could have been a Highlander and watched some ghetto deer shake his cottontail on the court. Either way, a team name embodies the school identity. Here are ten of the best, most confusing or downright awful school mascots in the country:
1.) The Yuma, AZ CRIMINALS

Appropriately named after the school burned down and students had to finish the year at Yuma Territorial Prison. Sending your children to jail = hardcore.
2.) They Conway, Arkansas WAMPUS CATS

At first I just wondered wtf a wampus cat was, now that I know.. I'm a little scared. Seven high schools actually host this 6 legged cat as their mascot.
3.) The Moorhead, Minnesota SPUDS
4.) Charlestown, Massachusetts TOWNIES
5.) North Carolina School of Science and Mathematics UNICORNS
6.) Blooming Prairie, MN AWESOME BLOSSOMS
7.) Laurel Hill, Florida HOBOES
8.) Watersmeet, Michigan NIMRODS

Up until 1983 "Nimrod" simply meant a hunter. Due to the escapades of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd it became a derogatory word for an idiot. Regardless, Watersmeet stayed true to their mascot. Team Pride.
9.) Chattanooga Central PURPLE POUNDERS
10.) Chattanooga Central ORPHANS AND ORPHAN ANNIES
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3 Comments
Beck @Twitter Name
September 3, 2010 9:06 pm
How about The Putnam County Midgets from northeastern Missouri!
Jeff Rushin @ivcgreyghosts
September 13, 2010 7:39 am
http://ivchs.ivcschools.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=207&Itemid=66
Jeff Rushin @ivcgreyghosts
September 13, 2010 7:42 am
How about the Illinois Valley Central High School GREY GHOSTS?
It has been the mascot name for the high school teams (Chillicothe Township High School circa 1940-1968) and is for Chillicothe IVC(1968-present).
It was inducted into the ESPN Mascots Hall of Fame in 1987.