The sports world is rife with double entendre and pun opportunities, so it should come as no surprise that, intentionally or accidentally, print media can perhaps string some words together in a headline that might come across as a little…odd or unfortunate. Factor in headlines about a sex scandal and you’ve go the trappings of some damn funny headlines.

1. Tiger Woods- I’m A Cheetah

2. The Best Rex We’ve Ever had

3. Colon Smelling Like A Rose


4. A-Rod Going Deep

5. Sure To Tickle Her Pink

6. Welcome To NY, Jackass

7. Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix

8. Lady Jacks Off

9. Soccer Is Stupid Anyway

10. Tiger Woods Plays With His Own Balls

11. Tasting Colon

12. Beavers Trap Trojans


13. Mixing Business With Pleasure

14. Rulers Can’t Measure Johnsons


15. Tiger Pulls Out

16. Slumping PP


17. Detroit Blows… Literally