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Collection Of The Worst Tans On Earth

20 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 12 Comments

I think we can all agree that everyone looks better with a tan, but just like anything else there is a point where it goes too far. In some of these cases it is just all about being in the sun wayyyyyy too long, which at least they are out and about, chilling on the beach having a good time, on the other hand some of these people spent way too long in the tanning bed and or caked on the self tanning lotion to a point it makes them look like an oompa loompa. Take this post as some advice, get a nice tan, but don’t go overboard unless you want to look like a clown, or get skin cancer and die.

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jil;

October 21, 2010 10:31 am

OMG THATS FKN NASTY I HATE TANS!!!! JUST GO NATURAL!!!!!

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Helldozer55

October 21, 2010 10:51 am

What the fuck is wrong with these people

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Combed

October 22, 2010 8:39 am

are these real.:)

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Revelation

October 22, 2010 9:45 am

yes remarkably they are real, sadly for them, funny for us.

The Response to Revelation's comment

October 24 2010 15:40 pm

Tony

Idiot, they are not real.
All these tans are chemically produced by lotions and sprays.
Only a couple of these were real and were sunburns, such as on their heads.
Remarkably, you are a dork, sadly for you, funny for us.

November 22 2010 10:24 am

Name

He meant real as in not photoshopped.

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Gary

October 24, 2010 3:08 pm

These are not real. You can see where editing was done. Especially on #’s 12 & 13.

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ZootPatrol.com

October 25, 2010 10:26 am

No shit their not real, whats real is that the idiots either sprayed shit on themselves or sat in the tanning bed too long. but thanks for breaking it down Tony. Debating whether they are caused by the sun is hilarious. What’s funny is that the people in the pics did it to themselves, they are truly idiots.

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Carolina

October 26, 2010 2:59 pm

Sadly, I KNOW some of these ARE real. I met several (Caucasian) people in Barbados, mostly women, who LIVED in the effin sun from sun-up to sun down, and refused to wear sun screen. They were as dark as these people. They also looked at least 20 years older than they were. That wasn’t enough to get them to give up their addiction though. It IS nasty to be that dark when nature didn’t intend you to be. (Funnily enough {NOT} a couple of them treated the Blacks there like S**T, even though they were darker than a lot of the natives! Of course, a couple of the ‘ladies’ had blonde hair, so they figured everyone would know they were Caucasian.)

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Anonymous

December 13, 2010 9:54 am

Probably 3 or 4 of those were actually like that to do body building competitions. I have a friend who does them, and they have to do some mega spray tan to see the muscle definition underneath all the lights. Some of the other douche bags watch to much Jersey Shore.

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Henning

February 1, 2011 9:57 am

┬░hahahahaha………oh,man these people cannot be serious.
they look absolutly rediculous.
I guess, they┬┤re trying to tell us that,
having skin cancer can be fun !
_ LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!

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HUH

February 7, 2011 2:35 pm

Some of these people are trying to make fun of Black people by being in “blackface”

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