10 Bizarre And Awesome Turkey Recipes For Thanksgiving

24 Nov 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Everyone is giving thanks for an array of different things today, one day early for some reason, from family to their awesome haircuts, but lets thank the star of the show, the animal that gets slaughtered by the billions today, it really is a mass genocide every year that everyone seems to be cool with, especially me, fuck turkeys. Let’s give thanks for conspicuous consumption with these ass and artery kicking turkeys. The Dunkin’ Donuts stuffed turkey may be the apex of Western Civilization. So here are the top 10 recipes you should prep your turkey for tomorrow’s feast.

1. The TurDunkin’

“Turkey brined in Dunkin Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns.” (From Unwholesome Foods)

2. Twelve Bird True Love Roast


“Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck.” (From This Is Why You’re Fat)


3. Alligator Stuffed Turkey


A boneless turkey stuffed with alligator dressing. (Available for purchase at Herbert’s Meats)

4. Deep Fried Whole Buffalo Turkey

Fried turkey ladled with Buffalo-style hot sauce. (From Good Eats)

5. Dr. Pepper Roast Turkey


Dr. Pepper basted roast turkey with Dr. Pepper infused stuffing. (From CDKitchen)

6. White Castle Turducken

Turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with White Castle burgers. (From Grocery Eats)

7. Honey Pecan Fried Turkey

Fried turkey with honey glaze and whole pecans. (Available at Jive Turkey)

8. Turbaconduckenriblets

“Made of riblets individually wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned chicken, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned duck, wrapped in bacon stuffed with stuffing into a deboned turkey, wrapped in woven bacon strips.” (From This Is Why You’re Fat)

9. Turkey Stuffed Turkey

Turkey leg and wing meat ground into sausage, stuffed in roasted turkey breast. (From Good Eats)

10. Vodka Turkey


Turkey infused with five different flavors of vodka, served with 100-proof vodka gravy. (From Gothamist)

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