When you think of cake you usually picture a generic vanilla or chocolate round cake with icing, simple as that, call it a day. By now you understand there are some sick weirdos that roam the streets of Earth and can’t just pick up a cake at Stop and Shop, they have to make sure you remember the cake they got you, well congratulations because I wont forget these creepy awkward cakes ever. P.S. the Tom Selleck cake isn’t part of the list, I just wanted to show you what the most beautiful bad ass cake in the Universe looks like.
Apple Bottom Jeans Booty With Amputated Legs Cake. Also appeared someone hit her with a dart gun 17 times.
Real Dead Baby Cooked Inside A Cake Cake. Prolly not a real baby but it would of been a lot cooler if it was.