It’s Fridayyyy babyyyy, so that means it’s time to drink and maybe it’s your birthday. Maybe you’re low on cash and somebody offers to buy you one of these shots. Whatever the case may be, avoid these shots at all costs or you’ll find yourself visiting the porcelain god. But at the same time, you aren’t really going to turn down a free shot of alcohol, even if it is called Gorilla Puke, are you, yea didn’t think so you alcoholic.

1. Gorilla Puke

Have you ever seen a gorilla puke? This is why.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
- ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

2. Liquid Steak

The cheapest steak on earth.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
- Worcestershire Sauce

The rest of the gross shots below

3. Flatliner

Drinking this shot will definitely put an end to your good night.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Jigger Sambuca
- ¾ oz. shot Gold Tequila
- dashes of Tabasco sauce

4. Motor Oil

This will get your motor running…running right to the bathroom

Ingredients
- 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
- ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
- ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
- ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum

5. Eggermeister

Do I even need to explain why this is a bad idea?

Ingredients
- 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
- One pickled egg (common in most bars)
- One highball glass

6. Prairie Oyster

Rocky Balboa’s Friday night drink of choice.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
- 1 Raw Egg
- 1 dash Tabasco

7. New Jersey Turnpike

This shot is created when the bartender musters up a shot glass full of alcohol residue from a bar mat and bar rag. The later this shot is ordered the nastier it will be.

Ingredients
- One Bar Mat
- One Bar Rag

8. Smoker’s Cough

Is this a shot or condiment? You be the judge.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Jagermeister
- One tablespoon of warm Mayonnaise

9. The Tapeworm

Do you really want to take a shot that is named after a parasite that can give you symptoms like: abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, loss of appetite?

Ingredients
- 1 oz. Vodka
- ½ oz. Tobasco
- Pepper
- Small Portion of Mayonnaise