Let this be a lesson. You cant do anything now a days without it possibly becoming and internet sensation. Dominic called the wrong number, or, more likely, Ryan gave her the wrong number. The person who woke up to this gem of a voice mail from a strange number made text art out of these fantastic ramblings. Dominic, wherever you are: You’re better than Ryan and his indigestion. Keep doing you. Maybe Ill buy something off of Ebay and we will cross paths. I like Jamba Juice too!

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I just though this was really funny…..because Ive done it.