Here’s a pretty awesome video that I think everyone can relate to and when I say everyone, I mean everyone who’s ever hidden their true emotions behind the safe confines of a keyboard and the backspace bar. Hopefully in the future, which I predict will be based on efficiency and convience, playing it cool will be a thing of the distant past, along with interpersonal human interaction. The music is Las Dos Hermanitas by Francisco Tárrega

I think by now we have all been to a few interviews in your lives before, and we can all agree it is usually nothing more then a complete waste of time. I mean if I go to an interview and get the typical what is your greatest weakness, or where do you see yourself in 5 years, then I really don’t want to work for that person anyway. Clearly they don’t want to get to know me because everyone has prescripted answers for all those terrible questions. So here is the truth in the 6 crappiest interview questions brought to you by the always hilarious oatmeal.

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We have expressed how we feel about DMX on zoot before, he is the shit, crazy, but awesome. It has saddened us to realize how much he fell off in the past couple years, in and out of jail and just doesn’t seem to be able to catch a break. Well Swizz Beatz dropped this song today off his Monster Monday’s movement and DMX does work, great track.

DMX – Change Is Gonna Come (Prod. By Swizz Beatz) by Killuminaty

You don’t have to be a Yankee fan, or a baseball fan at all to appreciate how awesome Mickey Mantle was. Here is a letter that was sent to Mickey asking him to tell a story about the most outstanding event he had at Yankee Stadium to celebrate the rebuilding of a new home for the Yanks. His hilarious response can be seen below, Mantle ruled.

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Americans haven’t been this unanimously opposed to something since 1775. To tell you the truth I kind of enjoyed it, not going to lie. The only part that was really awkward and horrible I thought was when Slash came out and Fergie was grinding her nasty ass all over him while he was trying to play his guitar, it’s like leave the guy alone geez. Plus her voice sounded awful during that little number, other than that I gave it a solid B, America apparently doesn’t agree with me though.

There’s a 37-year-old artist in China who can paint himself into anything. Liu Bolin has been disguising himself to blend in urban or nature backdrops, creating the illusion of a human chameleon or a ghost. He spends about 10 hours being painted for each work so he perfectly matches the background. Bolin stands in front of backdrops with a team of two assistants to paint the camouflage on.

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“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself” If this oil painting doesn’t make you smile then you can go shove it you Debbie Downer.

The Super Bowl is more than a championship football game – it’s an All-American celebration that wouldn’t be complete without a good party. Just like you can count on a “sexy cop” to show up at a Halloween party, you can count on this dirty dozen annoying and obnoxious individuals to be at your next Super Bowl bash.

1. The Degenerate Gambler
It’s easy to mistake this guy’s intense enthusiasm as a sign of how of big this game is, but really it’s because this fascinating specimen has two large riding on just the coin toss. In between sweating over keeping up with his three different betting squares, he’ll be worried if his inside tip on the NFC’s Gatorade color preference comes through. Can later be seen on his phone with his bookie in an attempt to set up a triple parlay on the over/under on the number of beer commercials in the third, and which punter will have the higher punt yardage average.

2. Mr. “Have You Tried My Special Dip?
Can often be seen hounding anyone foolish enough to reach for the chips. This bon vivant was up at the crack of dawn chopping Applewood bacon while figuring out which form of cheddar will go into his 5-cheese blend. And he wants you to know it. To him, he created a godly gooey elixir worthy of praise; to you, he created cheese dip with a hint of sour cream.

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Step 1: Do the exact opposite of everything Dom Mazzetti is about to tell you, or maybe follow his every word, I don’t know what ever gets you laid at the end of the night.