So you think you know this girl? You’ve met her friends, watched movies together, hung out and talked for hours. You’ve shown your sensitive side. Forget Facebook, her tweets, her diary, all her IMs. Forget music, her favorite movie, the books she’s read. They don’t mean dawk. The only truth is the almighty shot. Seek and you shall shoot.
On the surface she’s milky innocence, but something much more explosive lies just beneath. She has a bazooka strapped to her thigh, a Glock between her legs, a stiletto holstered at her waist. She’s a dangerous mountain road, slippery when wet.
more shots below
You always hear that when you do you’re going to come back as some kind of animal like a horse or something, which would kind of be cool but it would blow if you came back as an amoeba or something, are those things even considered animals, probably not but being a one celled organism would probably suck. Anyway in reverse coordination with that theory I believe that these certain animals died and came back as these celebrities, I think you’ll see the correlation.
More celeb animals below
Let me start out by saying that the original video of the surfer’s get pitted interview is one of my all time favorite viral videos ever, and that is saying a lot, so when I heard the first seconds of this it was the best thing that happened to me all week followed by my first child being born on Monday. Seriously this is the best thing ever made, thank you internets. (O and for those people that have been living in a cave and you have no clue what the F this is, you might want to watch the original video first found here, then jump into the auto-tune awesomeness.)
When Norman Bedell returned home from a political fair late-1860, poster of clean-shaven Republican candidate Abraham Lincoln in hand, his 11-year-old daughter quickly took it upon herself to assist the future U.S. President with his campaign. Her plan – simply for Lincoln to grow a beard – was quickly set in motion by way of the following letter, in which Grace urged him to “let your whiskers grow”; before long, Lincoln replied. They met in the coming months, as the newly-hirsute President-elect travelled victoriously to Washington, D.C. by train.
“He climbed down and sat down with me on the edge of the station platform,” she recalled. “‘Gracie,’ he said, ‘look at my whiskers. I have been growing them for you.’ Then he kissed me. I never saw him again.”
Both letters can be seen below. Transcripts follow. Images courtesy of Detroit Public Library.
I don’t know what the fuck this girl is on, but I am going to guess it’s not the fun loving pot. I am going to go with Ecstasy or Mushrooms, but for all I know this girl was huffing car exhaust pipes all day, I’m guessing that is what the kids are into these days. I literrally felt embarrassed for this psycho just watching this. The best is she walks back over to her friends at the end like nothing happened and sits down happily, drugs rule. (Also below is a little bonus video.)
bonus video below, it’s solid trust me.
Alice in Wonderland was a fucked up movie, plain and simple. It was really just all about getting high as a billy goat and not to mention the author of the story was a giant pedophile, seriously look it up. Anyway here is a great series of animated gifs by Matthew Wilkinson called Alice in Wonderland and Drugs! This gif images pretty much paint the picture loud and clear that every character in the movie was getting high off their ass the entire film, pretty rad. (you can also find a number of other amazing gifs on his site, like the Little Mermaid and the seven sins and much more bad ass stuff, website here.)….
Many more drug-taking images below
This is easily one of the coolest break dance videos I have ever seen, with the slow motion mixed in the real time speed of these amazing dancers and skills. I was actually entered into this tournament but I pulled a calf muscle and had to withdraw, I’ll get them next year. For more awesome break dancing videos like this you can go to the website found here.
Mike Wilson is pretty much the king of the rope swing and he continues his domination with his new video demonstrating why in fact he rules all rope swing videos. It’s fun seeing people doing extreme and wild stuff like this while I am in an office pounding cups of coffee slamming away on my keyboard, we are pretty much on the same level, essentially.
Skeletons are really no different then us humans, come to think of it we are skeletons but with a sheet of tan rubbery stuff over the top that we call skin. So when you look at these it’s weird to think that this is what we actually look like doing our every day things. I want to get rid of my skin and just be a skeleton for a little while, I think it would help me pick up chicks at the bar and really bump up my street cred in the hood.
More skeletons doing work below