Yay for murdering, Osama bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan, during a joint operation by the CIA and Special Forces personnel.

Here is President Obama’s statement, take clear notice of him walking off like a BOSS at the end.

Drive three hours south of Sydney to New South Wales’ Jervis Bay and tucked away on preserved land you’ll find Paperbark Camp. Founded in 1998 by Irena and Jeremy Hutching, the eco-friendly glamping upscale camping lodge touts everything from white-sand beaches with secret coves to pre-breakfast kangaroo spotting. Canoeing and torch-lit night hikes through eucalyptus forest are also on the docket. At the site’s epicenter is The Gunyah, a high-stilted house built of iron and timber, which houses a restaurant and reception, but if you’re not into socializing or adventure you’re more than welcome to kick back with a drink and relax in one of the 12 solar-powered treehouse-inspired canvas tents. Just don’t go expecting 3AM room service. It is camping after all. Starting at just $325, check out the site found here for more information.

Men and women are very different species, but we love each other, so we have to spend every single day with each other. For a lot of us there will be many many frustrating moments with your significant other, because they just don’t get it. Don’t you wish you can pack their bags and send them away to a school to learn the real dos and dont’s. Well here is a hilarious list of courses that should be taught to men and women, get your study on.

Courses for Women

(Taught by men, for women)

101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102 Doing Housework Without Complaining

103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104 Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105 Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”

106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107 Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

109 Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”

110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

Many more course available for viewing below, as well as courses for men
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For some reason I actually do think we are the only ones in this tiny tiny universe, as obviously depicted by the picture above. Either way it is weird as hell to think about a whole other civilization living out their lives a trillion light years away. It’s pretty ridiculous of myself to think we are by ourselves, but you know what they say, believe in nothing you hear and only half of what you see, and I aint seen shit yet.

If you like hip hop, I am sure when you were younger you used to get excited for Freestyle Friday’s on BET, well at least I did, where they showcased the talent of Poster Boy, and Jin, but I havent seen a Freestyle Friday since 2004, real talk. Well I apparently have been missing out on some extreme talent, Blind Fury. If you can guess, he is a blind rapper, a white blind rapper, yes I said that correct. His real name is Steven Norris and he is from South Carolina. Blind Fury represents the evolution of the rap game that was born on the streets of the Bronx, NY. Born blind on October 10, 1984 in Camden South Carolina he had the world against him from day one. Below is a little mix of his battles coming up and they are pretty awesome, also below after the jump check out his first single, and also a short documentary of how he became what he is today. You can also hit up his website seen here for more information on his music.

“The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.” – Helen Keller

More vids below including his first single.
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There always some situations that call for a word that just doesn’t exist, and here are 8 prime examples of that. I’m sure everyone has encountered these things and wanted to easily describe the feeling to a friend but instead had to give a long drawn out explanation, one word would have been a lot easier. Now excuse me while I go gheegle my hot co-workers ass.

1. Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.

2. Cualacino: (Italian) The mark left on a table by a cold glass.

3. Sgriob: (Gaelic) The itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky

4. L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.”

5. Pari-pari and Saku-saku: (Japanese) Hard-crispy verses Soft-crispy, i.e. a rice cracker versus fried chicken

6. Stam: (Hebrew) An agreement out of amusement and frustration that something doesn’t have a satisfactory answer among those talking.

7. Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.

8. Pena ajena: (Mexican Spanish) The embarrassment you feel watching someone else’s humiliation.

Here is a classic hilarious Craigslist posting from a man confronting the man his wife is cheating on him with. The original posting on craigslist can be seen here. You would think it would be a rage fueled rant, wanting to kill the guy, but instead it is a list of things to do, so both men can be happy, hilarious.

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

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Jim and Tracy from Today Now! welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed “Fast And The Furious” sequel. As you can assume the movie was made exactly how this 5 year old envisioned it, cars, explosions, cars going fast, and great dialogue from Vin Diesel, hilarious.

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”

1. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3. Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

4. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

5. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

9. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

10. There is a city called Rome on every continent.

11. It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

12. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

13. Horatio Nelson, one of England’s most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

14. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

15. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

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