Lonely Island We’re Back!

06 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I meant to post this last week but it slipped through the cracks. The whole song is about how ugly and inefficient their dicks are, which is a lot more interesting and skillful then rapping about cars money and hoes, well pretty much the same thing.
Track 01 intro song off The Lonely Island’s new album TURTLENECK & CHAIN!
Album in stores May 10, 2011!!

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The United States Of The Environment

06 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is another addition of what your state is awesome at and what it sucks balls at. This edition focuses in on the environment. Once again my home state of New Jersey holds it down, not. Click on the images to enlarge to see all that states in detail.

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Revelation’s Crib Of The Week: Southern Florida Castle

06 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This is one of the most extreme residential sites I have seen, hands down. Sadly there is no images of the actual house inside yet, but these aerial pictures of the site is truly remarkable. It’s owned by architect Charles Sieger (of Sieger Suarez), who has designed over $10 billion in real estate properties. Yes there is a working moat with a fully functional bridge, to keep zombies out of course. I have also included a video to Birdman’s music video Fire Flame, why? Because the opening scene is a walk through the main doors and over the moat into the house you see here, sweeeeeeeeeeeeet, fire flame SPITTAAAAA.

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I Want That! Ferris Bueller Board Game

05 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Retro fantasticness from Max Dalton — a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off board game. Created for an art exhibit honoring our Gen-X patron saint, John Hughes.

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Why Not Use Dogs As Skateboards

05 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Dogboarding from DANIELS on Vimeo.

I like skate video and I like dogs, so it is about time someone finally thought to use a dog as an actual skateboard, makes sense to me.

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Good Reads: The History Of American Graffiti

05 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If we grew up hundreds of years ago we probably wouldn’t think of an overpass as a canvas for a piece of art. (In part because there were no overpasses.) However for as long as we can remember, we’ve liked our art like we’ve liked a lot of things in our lives – with a hint of danger and illegality – so we’ve long been fans of what we’ve dubbed The American Graffiti Movement. And, this is our textbook. The History of American Graffiti explores the entire culture of the art form from guys tagging train-cars back in the day to modern day work in cities across the country. Meet all the players in the game and check out some of their best work in this 400 page book. If they taught this in college we probably wouldn’t have gone to just the exams in Art History. $24

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Breaking Down Winners Vs Losers

05 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

There has been a lot of talk about “winning” lately from a few maniacs out there but what is the difference between winning and losing, between winners and losers most importantly is the question. Here is a breakdown of what it means to be a winner, and to be a loser, which category do you fall into that is the question. I am getting the feeling a lot of losers are reading this, pysch only winners read zoot, that is a fact. WINNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.

The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.

The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Loser says, “That is not my job.”

The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Loser says, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”

When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”

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2011 Festival Of Colors

04 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Every year the Hare Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork, Utah puts on the biggest Holi celebration in the Western Hemisphere. In 2011 the Spanish Fork Police department estimated that over 40,000 people attended in the first day alone of the two-day festival. Organizers carefully rationed their stash of approximately 120,000 bags of colored powder.

Attendees come from all over the country (and some from abroad), but the majority of attendees are students from Brigham Young, Utah Valley, and Utah universities.

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Mercy Hangover Prevention

04 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The hangover prevention business must booming because a new product pops up every week it seems. Created by folks with long histories in the nightlife world, canonical branding apparently isn’t the drink’s only well conceived feature. Instead science is pushed as its raison d’etre. The concoction features amino acids, herbs, and minerals, designed first and foremost to combat acetaldehyde — which we’re told is the main cause of those horrible mornings, outside of dehydration. According to the New York Times Diner Journal, the product seems to work as advertised. It can also combat alcohol flush — which Mercy’s site diplomatically explains is an “uncomfortable and embarrassing condition that mainly affects those of Asian descent”. It sounds intriguing, but we did spy a position of “Master Alchemist” listed as part of the senior staff, so we’ll reserve judgment until after we do some testing of our own.

Buy Now: $10 (4 Pack) | $40 (24 Pack)

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Surfing Giant Waves In Super Slo-Mo

04 Apr 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Recipe for the perfect shot: a dash of right location, a pinch of timing, a dollop of the right gear and a heaping pile of luck. Rudi Diesel captures a stunning shot of surfer Dylan Longbottom riding a 12-foot barrel wave at 500fps. The clip, used in BBC’s documentary South Pacific (which we recently added to our library) shows Longbottom captured in slo-mo using the Typhoon HD4 high-speed camera. Money.

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