Jewel, with the help of Funny or Die, goes to a karaoke bar disguised as a frumpy account rep and fake-reluctantly agrees to sing ‘Foolish Games’ and other Jewel songs, wowing the boisterous crowd, their reactions are priceless. Then she reveals her true identity and everyone smacks their foreheads and says, “OMG. No way!”

No, really. This isn’t tongue-in-cheek. These are lessons on how to be a martial art Force of Stealth and Death. Really. Taken at a Bujinkan school in New York from a teacher awarded with full Shidoshi status, these are lessons on how to be a Ninja. There really isn’t much more we can say. Except that rumor has it there is no school across the street that teaches Pirate lessons. Ruh roh. $195 per lesson found here for more info and to sign up.

We covered Jesus being a dick a little while ago, found here, and it was an instant classic, well of course more have been added in this part 2 edition. The good thing and the bad thing about Jesus is, he’s always right behind you. So as everyone thinks Jesus is the nicest human ever created, by these pictures he can really be an asshole sometimes haha, enjoy.

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It won’t be an overstatement in any case if we call the Fish House by Guz Architects the house of your dreams. The luxurious and eco-friendly seafront house embraces Singapore’s tropical climate by creating an open space, which allows the residents to enjoy the spectacular ocean views. The Fish House explains in a true sense the meaning of living in harmony with nature. The surrounding elements, including natural light, ocean breezes and tropical flora, have been integrated into the design, so that you always feel close to nature inside this high-tech waterfront home. Made of wood, steel and lots of glass, the Fish House has a beautiful swimming pool that connects the house with the landscape.

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I don’t think you need many reasons why you should ride a polar bear to work if you could. If it was possible I would have been riding a polar bear to work since 1992. In addition to being magnificent murderbeasts, Polar bears are also endangered, so if you want to ride one to work I encourage you to go donate some benjamins to the World Wildlife Fund. If not we’re all gonna get stuck riding horses, mules, bison, or some other shitty animal. Regardless here are the 6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work.

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The most comfortable high heels TORSION HEEL will be released be Adidas Y-3 soon. Having applied special technology originally invented for athletic shoes, they are amazingly comfortable even though they are 9cm high. Adidas Y-3 is a collaborative brand of Adidas and Yoji YAMAMOTO. Y represents Yoji YAMAMOTO, and 3 represents 3 lines, the symbol of Adidas. While I think these are awesome and bad ass, I don’t really know what you would wear them with. They are too casual for a dress, but too dressy for shorts. This is why I am a guy and don’t know shit about fashion, girls, you figure it out.

So here is last week’s round up of 7 videos you should definitely check out. There are some fights, some comedy, some dirty dancing, some rocking out in the library, some nerd freak outs, and a male cheerleader guaranteed to make you smile, enjoy.

Old Man Owns 5 Guys (Street Fighter music in background is a beautiful touch.)

How To Trick People Into Thinking Your Good Looking (Give it a chance it’s actually really funny.)

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Every culture has its own food specialties that are rather unusual to others. Here we have picked out 10 food dishes that are strange and maybe repulsive. But as weird as it sounds there are two things on here that I put on my bucket list of things I want to try before I die, A shot of snake blood wouldn’t be bad.

10. Ducks tongue. This specialty is available in Hong Kong, and is often served with celery.

9. Worm-filled lollipops. These lollipops are filled with oatmeal worms and grasshoppers. You simply suck them out and eat them.

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If anyone knows me they know my favorite movie is the Goonies, which is hands down the greatest movie ever made in cinema history, that’s a fact not an opinion. I am also a huge fan of weird and cool shirts so when I saw this my face actually melted off my body, I now look like Crang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It has “DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE” on the front, and a picture of Chunk’s face when you flip it over your head to do the truffle dance. You can go over to buy it here, but my heart sank when I saw all they had left was Small, so if your a baby go buy yours, but since I am 7’10 450 pounds I need a bigger size so I’m pretty pissed right now.