The Only Reason To Visit South Korea: The Boryeong Mud Festival

11 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 2 Comments
The Only Reason To Visit South Korea: The Boryeong Mud Festival

The Boryeong Mud Festival in South Korea is a must go to event with a bunch of mud filled fun.

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I Can Not Believe It’s Not Butter

10 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is a collection of sculptures made entirely from butter. The funny part about these is there are a few that are just hilarious when you take a closer look. I’m not saying I could do any better but some are just bad. The Charlie Brown characters are pretty accurate aside from making the one black character actually black, a little unnecessary if you ask me. Then there is the Marilyn Monroe sculpture that looks like Liza Minnelli, give Monroe a little bit more respect geez. Then my favorite is the Tiger Woods sculpture at the end. First off it looks nothing like Tiger Woods. Secondly he is holding a leash with an actual tiger attached to it, which is a little ridiculous. Then placed nicely to the side of him is his balls, which in reality have been removed and claimed by his wife Elin, so fitting.


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What Your Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says

10 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Valentine’s Day is this Sunday, which means that this week you’ll be on a quest for a gift that will get you laid without implying too much. The Valentine’s Day gift that you give your girlfriend says a lot about your relationship, and if you’re not careful your gift might send the wrong message. Here’s what her Valentine’s Day gift really says:

The Practical Gift:

What You Think It Says:
We’ve only been together for a short time, and I didn’t want to intimidate you by getting you something lavish and expensive, so instead I got you something that you can actually use a few times until it breaks!

What It Really Says:
We’ve only been dating for a month. There’s no way I’m gonna empty my bank account for your gift just yet. The item that you received from me was either a re-gift that I got from my weird cousin for Christmas, or it was right by the register at Walgreens, where I stopped to buy condoms on my way over to your place.

The Expensive Gift:


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Life Defying Rope Swing From Heaven

09 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments
Life Defying Rope Swing From Heaven

An unbelievable rope swing at Hanging Rock in Blackheath Australia, located in the Blue Mountains National Park.

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Brooklyn Decker Is This Years Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Cover Girl

09 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments


Today, the folks at Sports Illustrated have unveiled their Swimsuit Issue cover model as Brooklyn Decker, wife of tennis star Andy Roddick.

The world of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is far more cloak and dagger than you’d ever guess. The issue is kept under wraps until the day before it’s released and even the models don’t know who’s going to be on the cover.

Apparently everyone just shows up at the beach, looks hot for some photos and they get surprised like the rest of us when the magazine hits the stands. In Brooklyn’s case, we’re particularly impressed by the accomplishment, since half of her swimsuit isn’t even on properly. Brooklyn is also going to be at Fashion Week 2010, hopefully modeling off some similar bikinis. You can get a run down of the events and schedule of the event found here.

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The Evolution of Basketball Video Games

09 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

With the recent announcement that we are about to be graced with a modern version of everyone’s all-time favorite hoops game, NBA JAM, its got everyone wondering what it may look like. There is no doubt that technological advances have made graphics seem life like on recent titles like NBA 2K10 and NBA Live 10. So much so, that it has some people looking back at how far basketball video games have come graphically. Check out this cool video showing the evolution of basketball video games. Disappointingly it doesn’t have Dr.J vs. Bird, but pretty much everything else is in there:

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Stay Packing With The Gun Comb

09 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Some men like to carry a comb wherever they go. If you are one of them, you will love this cool comb that shaped like a gun, designed by a Taiwaneese designer Lee-weilang. This would be a great accessory, until a cop sees it on you walking through the airport and you get clubbed and handcuffed on site. Either way you can get yours at this website found here. The whole thing is in Chinese or Japanese and cost 350, which I don’t know if that transfers to $5,000 or 18 cents.


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The Only Dumb Question Is The One Not Asked……. Or Not

09 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

We have all heard the expression “Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer”. Well, apparently there is some truth to the expression. At this point everyone knows there are some real assholes on the internet, but sometimes those guys give us some comical material. Check out the questions and the answers in these photos, which are from Yahoo Answers.


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Study: Football Games Have 11 Minutes Of Actual Gameplay

08 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Well since yesterday was the last day of football until next year, I thought I would share the truth behind the great game of football. Studies show that there is actually only 11 minutes on average of actual gameplay in a NFL football game, and of course my girlfriend manages to be walking in front of the television 7 of those 11 minutes. To break it down, we got: 67 minutes of players just hanging out, 17 minutes of replays, 11 minutes of gameplay, and 3 seconds of girls with pom-poms shaking their big boobs.

Above is a sortable chart to see how every minute is accounted for in a sampling of four recent NFL games on different networks. Each frame represents 1% of the broadcast, excluding commercials. I know it is a little hard to see but pretty much that first green strip at the top is actual gameplay, the rest is everything else that makes up the 3 hours of an nfl game.
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Grant Gunderson: Ski Season Photography

08 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Grant Gunderson is a Mt. Baker Washington-based ski photographer. His work has appeared in magazines like Powder, Skiing, and Backcountry, and he is the photo editor of The Ski Journal. As an adrenaline junkie hooked on the great outdoors & anything with beauty & danger as bed fellows , I think this work is outrageously awesome! Love the way he has used daylight to balance flash , super strong work, and super strong photography. These photos are just the tip of the iceberg and I recommend you checking out Gunderson’s website found here for more gnarly photography.

Adam Ü tele skiing powder at Revelstoke mountain resort.
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