To the general public Lady Gaga has become this pop icon in the eyes of the world. She is constantly pushing the envelope with ridiculous outfits and videos, like the Kermit the frog dress, the meat dress, etc. I for one don’t see that as being an icon of any sort, I think it is just purposely being a weirdo to get attention for yourself. Now I don’t hate on the girl at all, her music is pretty solid, it makes me grind on girls butts at the club, but when she was a plain jane normal girl her whole life and then not even 5 years ago decided to go all crazy and think she is a fashion diva, hold the phone on that one. She has been cutting and copying other people’s styles and fashion her whole career and we are about to drop the hammer on the all mighty Gaga. Here is the ultimate collection all the rip offs of Lady Gaga’s thought to be original fashion.

Madonna:

Continue below for the onslaught of copying, from more Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Gwen Stefani, Paris Hilton, and many more.
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Just a few weeks ago, Gucci Mane went all off the deep end on us and got an Ice Cream cone tatted onto his face. Trust me, I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but to get it tatted on my grill? Lets be real about this, I dont know of anything I would want tattooed on my face, let alone an ice cream cone. Maybe if i was competing for the title of worlds fattest man, then maybe i would just get junk food tattoos all over my body. Well, if you want to be like Gucci, but without the permanence of a real tat, check out this site. You can now look just like Mr Mane but with a little help from a bandana.

Being a boss, Im naturally always perusing the internet for new and clever ideas that will up my Bossism. Is that even a word? Whatever, it doesnt matter, Im a boss, so yeah, its a word. While on one of my many hunts for all things cool, I stumbled upon these money clips. Theres no doubt Im getting one of these, and you should too. Imagine being out with a girl and you go to pay. Not only is she blinded by your fat stack of $1′s, but your gold money clip says ‘Cheddar’. Thats it, one simple word to let people know thats how you roll. I kind of wish these were customizable, but the current options are still pretty good.

More boss money clips below
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Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us here at Zoot are total Casanova’s (and/or laundry thieves) so we were easily able to pool our weekend research and come up with a handy list of what a woman’s undergarments are trying to tell you. They’re listed in a kind of handy relationship timeline. Follow along closely, virgins.

G-String

Congratulations, you bagged a stripper. I’ve only ever seen a pair of these on a woman twice, and both times, I spent all my money. Chances are, when you take a woman home and she’s wearing a pair of these, she’ll tell you “I don’t normally do this”. She’s lying. Follow through, but be careful. If you’re nice to her, or just the right kind of mean, you’ll get to see her in a thong.

Thong

You’ve gone just beyond booty call and now you’re the most frequently dialed number in her phone after midnight. These say “Treat me like we’re in a cinemax movie.” These don’t get frequent play, because they look only slightly more comfortable than the aforementioned vagina-floss style panties.

Continue the panty timeline below
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Designed by Mr-R aka Carlos, this bad ass Chuck Norris shirt is hilarious. You really didn’t think you could actually wear a t-shirt of Chuck Norris did you, Chuck is too powerful for that nonsense, he wears you as he pleases. You can check out the artist’s website for more of his art and designs found here.

Truly finding inspiration amongst his surroundings, designer Kobi Levi has created footwear with humor and an artistic twist. The Jerusalem-based designer graduated from the Academy of Art and Design in Bezalel, and views shoes as a blank canvas to create original art for your feet. His creations range from the absurd and suggestive to the weird and grotesque, here are 12 examples of the awesomeness.

1. Sling-Shot

2. Doggy

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Here is the iconic fashion of 20 male musicians over time. If you can’t figure out each get up, here is the cheat sheet below.

Jim Morrison | Johnny Cash | Kurt Cobain | KISS | Chet Baker | Michael Jackson | Run DMC | Jimi Hendrix | Bob Dylan | Elvis Presley | Prince | Kanye West | Marvin Gaye | The Ramones | Andre 3000 | Pharrell Williams | Brandon Flowers | Pete Doherty | The Beatles | Miles Davis

I wrote an article a few months back where I pretty much aired out my hate for brand whores, and people who have a problem being themselves. The obsession with taking things we loved as kids, and making them somehow cool and hipster hurts me to the point I cant even look at these people with a straight face. I guess someone else felt as strongly about this as I did, and made a pretty cool art project out of it. I present to you, our generations kids. Brand Whore Babies. Well thats something to look forward to. Not.

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Right. Yep. Got it. There’s a Mike Sorrentino tank top. If you’re interested, buy it here. Then go bungee jumping without a bungee.
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