So after the success and hilarity of the first part seen here, in comes part 2. There are some real gems in here so it’s hard to pick a favorite, but I am a big fan of Lyndon B. Johnson and Custer posts, that’s just me though. Happy Friday enjoy.

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I am sure 9 out of 10 people do not enjoy their job at all, and they only work for the crappy pay check they get at the end of the week. This is all fine and dandy, the fact of the matter is all of us don’t have the luxury to land a fun, society enhancing, high paying job. A lot of people like to brag to their friends that they do so much at work and it’s so hard and important, but everyone knows that’s bull, and we don’t really give a shit about some boring white collar profession anyway. So when you are sitting at your desk looking at NSFW porn and shooting crumpled up paper into the garbage can, just know there are people out there with a lot more important jobs than you, just saying, “Are you reaching your potential?”

It is no new scientific finding that women and men think very differently, but here are some prime examples of the thought process behind 13 common terms.

1. WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and beer.

2. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car’s hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

3. LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.
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If you’re going to be a bum and ask for money from people to do nothing whatsoever in exchange, at least have a funny sign to make me chuckle. That is my philosophy anyway and here is a collection of some good signs from homeless people around the map. All of these would probably get at least a quarter out of me, so bums if you are reading this on your new mac laptop, while sitting in Starbucks sipping your soy chai, take notes and get creative.

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Anyone contemplating which profession to enter or perhaps considering a career change should take note. A study was recently published revealing which professions are having the most sex. Considering the amount of 20-somethings dressed up for Halloween every year as sexy nurses, teachers, and librarians, learning that these three jobs were among the professions getting laid the least was surprising at first. Sadly, research shows that reality does not live up to our costumed fantasies. Not so shockingly, truck drivers were also reportedly among the group not getting much action. Here are the top 5 that are getting lucky the most:

#5 Call Center Operator

Seemingly obscure, this isn’t one that pops into mind as being particularly sexy. The stereotype is more along the lines of isolated techno geeks who spend their day staring at the computer through thick-rimmed glasses. Maybe their customer service training has actually paid off by translating to better performance in bed – they answer all your questions, solve all your problems, and most importantly don’t give up until the customer is thoroughly satisfied. Though their job may be dull, it seems their sex lives are far from it.
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You have seen her before. Black stringy hair, pale skin, coke bottle glasses. She is greasy and wasted. Her nipples showing through her Urban Outfitter tank top. She smokes American Spirit cigarettes and thinks she is too fucking cool for school. You think to yourself “What would it take to fuck this chick?” ,”I’m not nearly as cool as her.” Think again!! She is actually very easy to manipulate into the face down, ass up position as long as you know the right things to say. Hipster sluts only care about parties and bullshit and getting ahead in the party scene. If you make her feeble mind think that you are cool and important you might even get to cum on her face and/or her anchor tattoos. Maybe even wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy.

10. Tell her you work at American Apparel and receive a super rad 50% discount.

Hipster sluts love skanky, overpriced clothing. American Apparel is the mecca of super cool, coochie hugging pants. Their advertisements look like a 13 year old girls first foray into porn and are the inspiration of hipster chicks facebook photos. If you tell her you can get her into the newest nylon scoop back pencil dress for less, you will definitely get her out of her gold lame pants right then and there.

9. Grow a mustache or a beard.

Facial hair. The golden ticket. If you have a burly beard or a creepy looking mustache chances are you will be giving free mustache rides to the whole Lower East Side. Bonus points if you wear a flannel shirt and look like a child molester.
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O.K. chances are your girlfriend hasn’t dated every single one of these kind of guys, and if she has you are officially dating a whore, but these are your typical past competition. For your sake you better hope your girlfriend didn’t date a doctor because I’m sure your Stop and Shop pay checks aren’t impressing her socks off if you know what I mean.

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It’s really weird to think of how historical figures or other celebs would act and use their facebook pages back in the day. Especially with every pro athlete and famous figure using twitter, the news loves it because they get to quote ridiculous things that come out of their mouth. Here are some classic events in history that are documented by facebook, because everything that happens in life has to be posted on facebook, everyone knows that.

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If you didn’t know by now, the Dos Equis, Most Interesting Man, ad campaign has been a big hit. I personally am a big fan of it as well, taking a little of the Chuck Norris concept and applying it to this guy who is the coolest, it’s funny. Of course the internet has savagely attacked the ad and turned it into a circus with people making up there own catch phrases for the Interesting Man. Here is a collection of the best ones that are brutally truthful, hilarious. (Note: the shark week tag line ran rampant on the internet before it made it to the actual commercials on t.v., showing that companies actually do listen to idiots on the internet.)

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