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		<title>If Websites Were Pets</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Here are some funny pictures to relate websites to pets, and they are pretty spot on. below are your 7 favorite websites converted into pets, enjoy. Note: why anyone has a snake for a pet is still beyond my brain comprehension, what do they do, what are they good for, they aren&#8217;t cool, get it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Not To Fire a Watermelon.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This looks really fun to do but not sure how this chick still has a face.  Don&#8217;t try to fire a watermelon this way.  Check out this video from an episode of The Amazing Race.

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		<title>Funny iPhone 4 Facetime Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People just loved the idea of the iPhone 4 FaceTime feature and with the sentimental examples made by Apple, it just seemed perfect. Well, there could also be downsides to such a feature, as the funny example below presents.

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		<title>20 Of The Weirdest Sex Laws Found Around The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Hope everyone had a good Labor Day weekend, of course we did hence the little vacation from posting new material we took. To get back in the swing of things lets start off with some bizarre sex laws from around the world. All I have to say is I am glad I don&#8217;t live in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Most Cliche Dorm Room Posters</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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First off above are some honorable mentions, but one thing I remember about college is trying your best to trick out your apartment or dorm. I for one was a huge advocate of pimping out the place as much as possible. My freshman year I did the Christmas lights everywhere, sophomore year we made a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Facebook Recorded Historical Events Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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So after the success and hilarity of the first part seen here, in comes part 2. There are some real gems in here so it&#8217;s hard to pick a favorite, but I am a big fan of Lyndon B. Johnson and Custer posts, that&#8217;s just me though. Happy Friday enjoy.

more below obviously, check it check [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Job Will Seem Inadequate After Watching This</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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I am sure 9 out of 10 people do not enjoy their job at all, and they only work for the crappy pay check they get at the end of the week. This is all fine and dandy, the fact of the matter is all of us don&#8217;t have the luxury to land a fun, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men And Women&#8217;s Different Interpretations Of The Same Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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It is no new scientific finding that women and men think very differently, but here are some prime examples of the thought process behind 13 common terms. 
1. WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male: Food, sex and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collection Of Homeless Signs With A Sense Of Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Revelation</dc:creator>
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If you&#8217;re going to be a bum and ask for money from people to do nothing whatsoever in exchange, at least have a funny sign to make me chuckle. That is my philosophy anyway and here is a collection of some good signs from homeless people around the map. All of these would probably get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Professions That Get Laid The Most</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Anyone contemplating which profession to enter or perhaps considering a career change should take note. A study was recently published revealing which professions are having the most sex. Considering the amount of 20-somethings dressed up for Halloween every year as sexy nurses, teachers, and librarians, learning that these three jobs were among the professions getting [...]]]></description>
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