When our parents’ generation was smoking dope, eating magic mushrooms, and tripping balls on acid, they were just being a bunch of crazy kids. Kids today are another story. Kids today are saying: “Pffft… Screw Acid. I’m going to pour vodka straight into my eyeball!” Instead of puffing doobies, or even huffing glue, kids today are digging their little hands into the toilet bowl and getting high off their own poop. I am alarmed by the recreational activities of our “children of tomorrow,” these are our future doctors and lawyers and candlestick makers for god’s sake! Here is a list of some of the exceptionally stupid shit the kids of today are doing.

1. Jenkem

“Pass the butt-hash man, it’s the shit!” Literally. For a “powerful high”, you don’t need a drug dealer. You’ve got the good stuff right inside, just waiting to pass through your digestive system and right out your brown hole. Inhaling fermented feces and urine (a.k.a. Jenkem) is the third most popular drug (the first being pot “Dagga”, the second glue) among Zambian street kids
, who use the city’s sewage ponds to brew the drug.

7 more stupid things kids are doing below
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There is nothing wrong with attending a community college, I almost wish I went to a community college for two years to shave off $300,000 off my college loan debt. The thing about community college though is there is a shit load of kids there that either, a. don’t want to be there at all and can give two shits about the class, or b. the kids that are there are legit dumb as hell, then there is the rest of the normal kids that attend community college and find the humor in good ole community college. A website called Totalcommunitycollegemove.com allows people to post funny moments at community college that are total community college moves, aka TCCM. I have collected a bunch that I thought were pretty funny, but you can go to the website to see them all.

-My whole class passed the last exam so our teacher brought in candy canes for all of us. TCCM

more hilarious community college moves below
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“What you are about to witness is a biblical piece of work here” as said by the notorious Sandy Ravage. Now I know we have posted the best ever commentator in the past seen here, but this guy might really be the best ever, no he is the best actually what am I talking about. The best thing about this video is that he actually is really nasty as this game, he goes off. This is 6 minutes of pure laughing. BOOM BOOM, and check out the catlike reflexes on Sandy Ravage. (Good looks on Nick for tipping us on this)

When you get stuck with an unfortunate name, the last thing you want is for it to be posted all around town with your face attached to it, but when you are a politician and running for office that is something that just needs to be done. These people must know when they start printing out thousands of billboards with their unintentional hilarious name, that people are going to get a good chuckle out of it. I give these people credit for still running for office and putting there name all over town, if it were me I would have got my name changed a long time ago, like this guy aka captain awesome.

More unintentional hilarious politician names below.
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Now we get that any problems that happen in the bedroom are the guys fault, women are never wrong and they think they are all Jenna Jameson when getting busy, but news flash most aren’t. Sexual skill is something most often tasked to and expected of men, but sexual fulfillment is a two way street. Truly great sex requires skill and effort on the part of both partners, not just one. The following is an infographic meant to profile some of the most common mistakes that women make while having sex with men. Yes, we realize men also make many of these mistakes, but we are guys so we are going to just blame you and let you know what the hell you’re doing wrong, so take notes. (click below to see the full info-graphic, and as always click on the image to enlarge to see it full-size.)
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It’s the weekend baby and it wouldn’t be a Friday night if you weren’t incredibly inebriated and on the verge of getting a record-breaking 10th DUI. But how did you get from your depressing cubicle to this high-speed car chase? We’ve cracked the code to figuring out how you went from slowly sipping a beer to walking around the bar drinking the bar’s signature tornado-tini out of a cowboy boot.

1. Sober
All you wanted to do tonight was go home, catch up on your NSFW links, and fall asleep. But your stupid friends dragged you out to happy hour. But seriously, you’re just having one drink and going home. And your friends are crazy if they think you’re going to laugh at their jokes and engage in polite conversation.

2. Buzzed
You know what? It’s Friday night and it’s kinda stupid to leave the bar now that your beer goggles are just getting into focus. Why not order a few more beers, take a couple shots, and find out just how drunk you have to be to willingly take home your morbidly obese co-worker that likes you.

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The best thing about the holidays probably has nothing to do with anything in this gallery. That aside, big thanks to Awkward Family Photos for knowing where to look to find the people who shouldn’t be allowed to use cameras. Christmas greeting cards are suppose to be inviting and happy, not creepy and down right disturbing, but thankfully for us none of these wack job families are inviting us to their Christmas parties this year.

Continue with the awesome xmas portrait creepiness below
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Times have changed there is no question about that, some for the good and some for the bad. Here is a visual representation of the comedy behind the changes from past to present. A lot has changed but I am glad when I am at a bar getting drunk and someone screams out, “Kamikazesssssssssss” that there isn’t 500 Japanese airplanes about to blast into the building I am in.

more past vs present examples below
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They say the only dumb question is the one not asked, well that is true 99% of the time, but then there is that 1% where the question makes a question the human race itself. Here is another collection (here is part 1 if you missed it) of ridiculous questions on Yahoo Answers, some with even better answers. These are the types of questions that make you want to slam your skull into a desk over and over again.

see more dumbness displayed below.
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