Collection Of The Worst Tans On Earth

20 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 12 Comments

I think we can all agree that everyone looks better with a tan, but just like anything else there is a point where it goes too far. In some of these cases it is just all about being in the sun wayyyyyy too long, which at least they are out and about, chilling on the beach having a good time, on the other hand some of these people spent way too long in the tanning bed and or caked on the self tanning lotion to a point it makes them look like an oompa loompa. Take this post as some advice, get a nice tan, but don’t go overboard unless you want to look like a clown, or get skin cancer and die.

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Late Night Humor: The Greatest Madden Commentator Of All-Time

19 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is a hilarious video of some guy commentating his final play of an online Madden game against a guy named Gumby. He not only gives step by step action, but he goes into the mind of the Packer’s receiver Greg Jennings. Looks like Monday Night Football has a new commentator. And if you wanted another classic commentary on a video game, check this one out.

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The 10 Biggest Ripoffs In America

19 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Many of us feel ripped off in our day to day spending, so much so that bringing up even a single rip-off story in a group of people is likely to trigger a flood of them from everyone else. Whether it’s at the movies, in restaurants or on vacation, we seldom believe we are getting as much for our money as we ought to. Of course, some rip-off stories are more debatable than others. Often times, what is called a rip-off is little more than someone’s subjective opinion of what they “really” deserve for their money, whatever that means. However, other purchases actually do appear, by all objective criteria, to be a raw deal just about all the time.

10. Movie Theater Popcorn

Movie theater popcorn is as much an American icon as baseball and apple pie. Like a moth to its flame, movie-goers instinctively load up on hot, buttery popcorn before sitting down to enjoy the show. It’s hard to imagine things being any other way. That being said, movie theater popcorn is without question one of the biggest, most egregious rip-offs around. ABC News reported in July 2008 that a small bucket of movie theater popcorn will run you “around $5.50 — more per ounce than filet mignon.” University of California-Irvine professor Richard McKenzie, who wrote a book on this very subject, conjectures that popcorn costs less than ten cents an ounce to produce. That makes the markup somewhere between 900%-1,300%! The reason appears to be that movie theaters do not make much money on actual ticket sales.
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New Study Shows Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

18 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

By now you obviously know that the Onion is a fake news station, but their stuff is golden. There latest report explains how the majority of Americans get most of their exercise while drunk, and it actually makes a lot of sense. When you’re shitfaced you tend to dance like an animal thinking your moves are Michael Jacksonish, you do pull up and push up contests in the street, and in general run around like an idiot. Just about every time I am on the subway coming home from New York chances are there is at least one drunk douche doing pull ups while bombed, usually it’s one of my friends.

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The 10 Most Awesome Facebook Ownings

15 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Facebook: it’s a dangerous place. When Mark Zuckerberg wiped his ass with the privacy settings, thousands of people found themselves sharing things they never wanted to share. And with oversharing comes serious ownage. Here’s 10 of the most vicious Facebook ownings I’ve ever witnessed. (some we have posted here before, but for the good of the list they had to be included again.) Have a good weekend zooters PARTY ONNNNNN.

10 Balls of Steel
You have to have balls of steel to cap a guy on Facebook after banging his girlfriend. You can just see the steam shooting out of Mark’s ears at this.

9 Revoke her PETA membership
This girl set herself up so hard with this it’s not even funny.

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What You Want To Answer vs What You Should Answer During An Interview

15 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

A lot of people know how to write a resume and talk their way into an interview. But when they get into the make or break dialogue, they stumble upon tough questions. Below, is some advice on approaching the tough questions that interviewers like to throw at job applicants and the answers you want to say vs the answers you should say.

Why did you leave your last job?
Real answer: It sucked balls, got paid like a 6th grade concession stand worker, and my boss was a douche.
What you should say: I felt my talents and abilities were underutilized.

What are your biggest weaknesses?
Real answer: I can’t concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all forms of authority and tend to fall asleep at my desk.
What you should say: I’m a workaholic. I just don’t know when to put down my work.

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7 Photos People Need To Stop Putting On Facebook

14 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 3 Comments

Our friends over at the Oatmeal have done it again. This might be one of my favorite one’s they have done, just because of the accuracy of each ridiculous kind of photo people put up. If your a culprit of posting these kinds of photos found below, get it together immediately, please.


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33 Signs It Is Going To Be A Bad Day

14 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

1. You see a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.

2. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.

3. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

4. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.

5. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis

13 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded. “What you talkin bout Willis”.

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15 Best Yearbook Quotes

13 Oct 2010, written by Revelation 5 Comments

So when you finally done with high school you get to leave one last quote to be cemented in the yearbook and time forever, a good chance to sound smart, motivated, and compassionate. Instead some people take that offer and really go balls to the wall and make a joke of it. I had a few friends myself that had some classic yearbook quotes from “Why do mice have shoulder blades, life is a mystery.” to “Ride or Die- DMX”, both from two of my best friends. Here are 15 classic quotes from the yearbook that are pretty hilarious.

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