Put Mike Tyson in any comedy and it’s instant gold. Just put a camera on him and it’s gold. Why does he not have a reality show yet? Seriously. Mike’s now breaking out his best dance moves with Wayne Brady and Bobby Brown in “Every Little Step I Take” presented by Funny or Die. Best part is Mike dancing past the letters at the 1:39 mark. Threw Mike on the Piano doing Phil Collins and Mikes best reality moments clips here too. “I’ll fuck you til you love me faget!” What does that even mean, its great though. Reality show time Mike!

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Thank god Justin Bieber is a 51 year old pedophile. I was starting to get depressed with the thought that a 10 year old boy with a dyke cut was getting more action than I am. This news report will explain everything you need to know, very shocking stuff.

Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

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If you missed the previous installment of great exam answers, you can see it here. As always if your going to bomb a test, you should make sure you at least bomb it in style and give someone a good laugh while your at, as shown in these wonderful answers. Hopefully one of these kids becomes our president in 30 years.

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I meant to post this a few days ago but totally forgot too, but the awesomness is still very much fresh. According to PongoResume, you shouldn’t make video resumes with the all the shit Dave does in his. According to me, you absolutely fucking should. Hey, you’re a self-motivated guy with PowerPoint expertise trying to get ahead in 2k10 — why not give your personal brand some extra juice by making a video resume?

So obviously by now you can tell we like making fun of hipsters and their style, what can we say they are an easy target, it’s not like they can beat us up. So in this edition we take a look at the thought of if super heros were hipsters brought to you by the guys over at college humor.

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If you miss Conan O’Brien as much as we do, then you are probably really starting to have withdrawals like us. Luckily he is starting to take questions from people and then answer them with a video response. Of course they are hilarious and awesome. Below is a video response from Conan on a question asking him what his favorite sandwich was that he got to try on his time off from television. Conan not only answers the question, but gives a tutorial on how to make this tasty sandwich, prepare to laugh your ass off. Reminder Conan returns November 8th on TBS, THANK GOD.

So you move to L.A. from the east coast to become a famous actor or actress, sounds great. You get there and realize that 80 million other people had the same idea as you, not so great. You still try to become an actor because, well, that’s why you traveled across the country. You quickly find out that being an actor entails having talent, being good looking, and most of all catching a big break that is more unlikely than winning the lottery. So after your one little cameo in a movie, where you got paid nothing, you stop following your dream and become another person from the east coast who does nothing with their life besides party, go to the beach, and work 4 hours a day at a coffee shop, which follows with them telling all their friends from back home how awesome California is. What they forgot is that their pathetic IMDB profile is still online for everyone to laugh at, thanks losers.

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Nottttttttttttttt so fast Kevin Arnold. Meet Zach Morris, the guy who get’s all the bitches around these parts of town. Kevin Arnold getting cock blocked by the Bayside King himself, Zach Morris.

We featured Stjarnan Iceland’s fish celebration a while back, found here if you missed it, but these guys aren’t just a one trick pony. They recently have been catching buzz for their human toilet celebration which is found below after the jump, but they have been doing this sort of thing for a while now. The team actually dedicates a time slot after practice to come up with and rehearse different goal celebrations. For the most part they are all awesome and below is a montage of all their best celebrations to date, my favorite might be the Rambo one, just murdering the whole field haha.

human toilet celebration found below.
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