You can’t trust reporters. Not with the facts, not with the news, not with the politics. Well BREAKING NEWS guys, THIS JUST IN: Apparently you can’t trust them with your valuables either. Whether it’s a precious work of art, an old family heirloom or a shiny new Vespa, there’s no guarantee that a news reporter will do anything with your prized possessions other than shatter them to pieces. They don’t call it breaking news for nothing.

1. Let me just destroy your ice sculpture that took 80 hours to make.

2. Don’t worry about my microphone wire. I know I don’t.

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Gavin McIness of Street Carnage pulls off the world’s most disgusting card trick. When you meet this man on the street and he asks you to pick a card, any card from his deck, don’t. Just don’t.

This guy knows how to sell a car. Maybe he’s even too good at it. The way he talks it up, I’m not sure I could even handle that much 2001 Ford Taurus. But after reading this post I think I really need this car.

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Whether or not you loved high school, the mascots and team names belong to everyone. Maybe you were a Warrior and watched some dude dressed up in Viking gear parade around the field instilling fear in the opposing team. Or, you could have been a Highlander and watched some ghetto deer shake his cottontail on the court. Either way, a team name embodies the school identity. Here are ten of the best, most confusing or downright awful school mascots in the country:

1.) The Yuma, AZ CRIMINALS

Appropriately named after the school burned down and students had to finish the year at Yuma Territorial Prison. Sending your children to jail = hardcore.

2.) They Conway, Arkansas WAMPUS CATS

At first I just wondered wtf a wampus cat was, now that I know.. I'm a little scared. Seven high schools actually host this 6 legged cat as their mascot.

3.) The Moorhead, Minnesota SPUDS

Because Potatoes are scary

4.) Charlestown, Massachusetts TOWNIES

School motto, "All Roads Lead to Charlestown," and then you never leave

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When you first see a celebrity you immediately think how cool they are by there awesome name, but I got news for you, 9 out of 10 celebs have fake names. I know shocking right. What makes it a lot more funny is how these celebs pick these over the top glamorous bad-ass names and they have a nerd-alert real name, it just makes them look like bigger idiots in my opinion. I mean you don’t see me prancing around saying my name is Machine Gun Funkerton, that would just be ridiculous, but seeing how many celebs change their name it’s not that bizarre. My favorite might be how we have all been tricked by Chuck Norris once again, this fucker’s name isn’t Chuck Norris. Damn it Chuck you win again. Check out all these nerds real names below.

W. Axl Rose – William Bruce Rose, Jr.

Lady GaGa – Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta


Chuck Norris – Carlos Ray Norris

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I will put it out there right away, I hate soccer. Yea the World Cup is cool for about a week, I’ll give it that, but besides one week out of every 4 years it pretty much sucks, sorry. Now with that said I think soccer would be about a million times cooler if there was a goal scored at least every 5 minutes and it was a rule that you had to come up with an awesome celebration, like the one below aka the best soccer goal celebration ever.

Eastbound and Down, HBO’s greatest, yet highly underrated show, returns September 26th and we’re excited to have Kenny Powers back in our lives. So to get you on board and in the mood, we pulled together all the promotional baseball cards from season 1. We’re having trouble picking our favorite card, but that’s understandable seeing that we can’t even pick our favorite Kenny Powers moment. (Like always click on the picture to enlarge it.)

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Every country used to have its own traditional wedding ceremony since the old times. But nowadays a lot has changed, and many couples today enjoy non-traditional weddings that can sometimes be shocking and unpredictable. There are a few I would actually be interested in doing, but then there are many that are just plain creepy. Like I always said though, different strokes for different folks.

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Rape isn’t something to laugh about, but when a crackhead is talking about rape it can get pretty funny, perfect example, this video below. It starts out as a typical corny news segment, but when the brother comes into the story it just get hilarious. As quoted best “He’s climbin in yo windows, he’s snatchin yo people up, tryin ta rape em. So ya need ta hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands, cause they rapin everybody out here!! This guy is my new favorite person for the day. Watch this thing all the way through you won’t be disappointed.