The 12 Best Snooki Quotes

29 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Everyone in the world seems to be a huge fan of The Jersey Shore, I for one am not, but I do think their ridiculous behavior and quotes are hilarious. Snooki is the ultimate absurd and moron quote machine, and I can only imagine the gems we are going to get in season 2. To hold you off until the season 2 premiere here are the 12 best quotes from the talented and beautiful Snooki.

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Putting the Bad in Bad Boys

28 Jul 2010, written by L Briezy 0 Comments

I believe in upholding the integrity of the badge, but, I also acknowledge that cops are also human and make mistakes. Of course, these next 3 blunders take it to the extreme. These aren’t acts of hate, fear or injustice, more like acts of indifference, immaturity and shear stupidity.


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The Weirdest People Found At The Beach

28 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This collection shows the weirdest people you can meet on beaches in the USA. These are not hot girls in bikinis, as you might have hoped. From my guess most of these people are found on boardwalks of California. While the beaches are beautiful at Venice, Malibu, etc. they have the biggest collection of bums and weirdos as well. So next time your dreaming of visiting the boardwalks of Americas beaches thinking it’s going to be flooded with hot babes that want to have sex with you, here is a wake up call of the reality of what you will most likely find strolling around.


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Get A Good Laugh, Check Out These Hipsters

27 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here’s 15 pictures of douchebag hipsters who sit high on a pedestal, thinking all day of ways they are better than you. While I don’t mind some slight hipster style choices, there is a very fine line, and all these hipster crossed it about 50 times over. You would think at some point one of these dirts would look themselves in the mirror and know that they look like a dirty female skank from a bad 1980′s music video.


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What If Guys Acted Like Girls Part 2

21 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you missed the first part we posted back in April, you can check it out here. Part 2 is just as good as the first if not better. For those who haven’t seen the first, this is pretty much an exact interpretation of how girls act when they get together. The accuracy of this is mind blowing, and it had me laughing throughout the whole video, definitely a must see. Girls don’t you see how ridiculous you are? (jk we love you all, but seriously your ridiculous.)

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How Fast Can You Guess These Words?

21 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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Pointless Police Blotters

21 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Now while I don’t support cops beating the shit out of people and acting like asshole, I can see why they are so angry and aggressive when they get some real action. You never hear about all the bullshit calls and complaints cops receive on a daily basis, and here is a collection of just a few complaints that will blow your mind. Judging from this collection most are complaints about dumb college kids acting like, well, dumb college kids. Every complaint and call needs to be taken seriously by the police, and when you look at these you can see why when officers actually get a call worth beating some ass over, they take full advantage. For the most part though it seems liek cops have to deal with the most ridiculous complaints on Earth.


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Be Thankful Your Parents Didn’t Give You One Of These Names

20 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

While some of these names consist of having just an unfortunate last name, where you can’t really do much about it, there are also some names given by parents with the intention to torture their child for their whole life. You would think in certain situations it would be common sense to not name your child Mike, if his last name is Cunto. In that case you mind as well just name your kid Ballsac, it will have the same effect on his tortured life. Here is a large collection of unfortunate names, be thankful you have a boring name shared by millions.


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Funny Backgrounds Make For Great Pictures

19 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Whenever I take a set of pictures from the night before, I usually try to look at the background to find some funny action going on. This set of pictures does just that and is very funny. Each photograph has a unique and hilarious background. Be attentive to the details as they will make you laugh, from chicks leaving their tampons in the open, to guys on the dance floor really trying to get after it.


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MTV’s New Show: Pimp My Wheelchair

16 Jul 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

O.K. MTV isn’t really coming out with a Pimp My Wheelchair show. Instead I just found an awesome collection of pimped out and ridiculous wheelchairs. I mean if your going to be sitting in something every day for the rest of your life, you better make that the coolest looking chair on the face of the Earth.

Diamond Encrusted Wheelchair

Renaissance Wheelchair

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