1. Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

2. Vegetarians and vegans spend entirely too much time trying to make vegetables taste like meat. You made your choice, now live with it hippie!

3. If you’re reading a book to your child and you decide to do a funny voice, you better be prepared to repeat that voice for like 3 fucking years.

4. There is no greater sense of accomplishment than rapping an entire part of a song perfectly.

5. Mental Note: Actual notes work better.

6. There are 470 tiles on my church’s ceiling.

7. I have a hard time grasping the fact that in other countries, peoples thoughts are in a different language.

8. Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play video games?

9. Texting and driving is easy, I don’t know what the big

10. You’re the one who posted over a thousand pictures of yourself on-line, why does looking at them make me the weird one?

Click below for the rest and enjoy ruminating your ass off
(more…)

The Dick in a box and Mother Fuckers guys are back, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg that is. There third song is just as hilarious as the previous two called “Threeway” featuring Lady Gaga. The song lays down the rules of three-ways and explains the exception of having sex with another dude involved, it’s not gay if there’s a chick in between apparently.

(click image to enlarge)

This guy is trying to find a date, and I want to be 100% clear since we are helping him find a girl, HE IS NOT A MURDERER, so go head ladies, give this strapping young stud a chance, and we promise you wont get murdered.

Women have a weird way of saying one thing and meaning something completely different, so I think it would be beneficial to give our readers a head sup, because if you are not careful you can think you are doing everything right, when in actuality you are in a shitstorm.

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

The Lonely Island guys do it again, and in the process revive Michael Boltons career with some hilarious hooks.

Not only is the human race slowly being overthrown by the hipster community but now even animals are becoming hipsters apparently according to artist Dyna Moe.

See more hilarious hipster animals below
(more…)

We love you ladies but there are some things you say that you will never hear a man say. Here is a pretty extensive list of things only women say, and if you are a dude who says more then two of these things you might be gay, just saying.

I feel like we never talk anymore.

I kind of want a hot dog.

I just have to get through the next couple days.

I’m so excited for fall.

Do you guys want to split something?

Oh my god you scared me!

Have you been avoiding me?

We should have a picnic.

Many more women only phrases below.
(more…)

If you are allergic to cute or any of the related families of cute, I suggest you skip on to the next video because this video is like an atomic bomb of cute. It’s basically a video of two kids kissing for the first time but it’s sweet and innocent and any other synonyms of those two words.

Men and women are very different species, but we love each other, so we have to spend every single day with each other. For a lot of us there will be many many frustrating moments with your significant other, because they just don’t get it. Don’t you wish you can pack their bags and send them away to a school to learn the real dos and dont’s. Well here is a hilarious list of courses that should be taught to men and women, get your study on.

Courses for Women

(Taught by men, for women)

101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

102 Doing Housework Without Complaining

103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

104 Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)

105 Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”

106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

107 Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong

109 Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”

110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must

Many more course available for viewing below, as well as courses for men
(more…)