Dave Chappelle is back, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, he’s got some bad news for you about rape, gentlemen. It must be pretty brutal as a man to have to step forward and admit you were raped by another man, and then have the whole world know about it, can’t be a good ego booster. Irregardless we are happy Dave is back making us laugh again like always.
This poor girl is so, so sad about moving to Japan and possibly never seeing her first love again. This pretty much sums up true love: it’ll all end in tears, and a restraining order. You find your young daughter distraught over the impending loss of a friend, you:
A. Hug her, console her, and tell her it will be OK.
B. Bake her some cookies
C. Make her relive her trauma on camera for the amusement of strangers over the internet.
We’re sorry, but C was not the correct answer. Would you like to try again? Hopefully in 20 years this little girl will have this video on her facebook while be reconnected and married to Stephen.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I really enjoy watching animal attacks. I don’t enjoy them because I like seeing people getting ripped apart and thrown around like rag dolls by much stronger animals, but because for the most part they deserve it. It’s especially gratifying watching a guy get fucked up by an animal that they are torturing or hunting. Here are 10 videos of why it’s important to respect animals in all their capacities. Like a wise old Chinese proverbs once said, “You mess with a bull, you get the horns.” WARNING: some videos may be graphic or disturbing.
10. Deer Gets Revenge On Hunter
9. Bear Rages On Live TV
An Australian man reenacts a dog-attack for the local tabloid news show and hilarity ensues. I love the look on the wife’s face like, ““It’s no big deal, he’s done this before.” This guy has had to of imitated a dog bark before because this acting is just too spot on to be done on the fly for the first time. Sorry for the slow day today, my network was down at work today so couldn’t be unproductive and post gnarly stuff for you guys, I pretty much was doing this same dog barking to my computer this mourning so it all comes full circle, enjoy.
Yesterday I hit my frist Mets game at the new Citi Field that was built last year. It was awesome, and that place is built to party. You can see the field from anywhere, and the fun in right field was great. Coincidentally, this video popped up on the web this morning, and holy shit, I dont know what to think. Is this legit? We arent too sure, but we can only hope it is. New York Mets slugger David Wright went yard in his first game of 2010 thanks to some new training techniques. Wright teamed with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino for a new Vitamin Water commercial that sheds light on his off-season regimen. Take a look. Once again, the Jersey Shore kids are here to stay it looks like.
Whether you believe in Jesus or not, I think we can all agree regardless he is a pretty good guy. You never heard any stories of Jesus being a complete asshole to anyone or committing any crimes. That is what makes these pictures so great. Here are some examples of everyone’s homeboy J.C. being a complete dick to people, LOL.
4 million years ago, a single hominid Australopith stood upright. 200,000 generations later, its descendants, modern Homo Sapiens, conquered the world, flying to the moon and smashing the atom. What you are witnessing gentle folk is an event equally as monumental. Sometime around 4,000,000 AD, this cat’s offspring will evolve giant brains and opposable thumbs and build cat skyscapers and cat rocket ships. Evolution continues!
Whether it be the jammed printer, the locked up computer or the annoying co-worker, the office place is a bottomless well of potential things to be pissed off at. Although 99.9% of us can deal with the everyday stress of such a toxic environment in a ‘healthy’ way, there is a certain .1% of the population who we all want to live vicariously through. Here are 10 video of people raging it up in the work place.
7. Man Goes Ape Shit On The Entire Office
This guy doesn’t care if he is pelting innocent women with computers, he has one thing on his mind, and that is to destroy everything and anything in the office. Here is also another angle captured by a video phone. Is that a fucking sledge hammer he pulls out of nowhere?
6. Printer Problems Will Do This To Anyone
After problems all day with a printer everyone gets fired up, but when you get a ink spray to the face that was the final straw. I’ve done this to my printer at work in my mind about 50 times, never actually did it though like this psycho.
Dear, ladies. This is what you sound like to the rest of us. Hopefully by portraying this putrid behavior in a different light we will be able to finally get through to you guys that your ridiculous
Ive never been one for a family photo op. Dont get me wrong, I love my family, and we get along great, but there is just something so horribly whack about going to Sears and having some burn out sit you in front of a canvas pull down of the Grand Canyon, while hundreds of people walk by laughing at the fact that you and your 25 year old brother are wearing matching sweaters. Another good reason not to go out and do this is because eventually, as time passes, you will realize that the photo you thought was so damn cool, is actually the dumbest thing ever, but by then it will be to late, it will be on Zoot Patrol, being laughed at by millions of people, TRILLIONS EVEN!