30 Things Every Woman Should Stop Doing Once They Hit 25

26 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments
30 Things Every Woman Should Stop Doing Once They Hit 25

1. Buying clothes from the junior section. Stop being a skank

2. Forgetting her parents’ birthdays. An all time scum bag move, they gave you birthday presents for 25 years straight, get them something, anything.

3. Making out with her BFFs at bars for attention.

4. Making out with her boyfriend at bars for attention. It’s just gross to tell you the truth
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Fake Chatroulette Blowjob Makes Some Laugh And Some Mad

25 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 2 Comments

If not more than anything than a tool for pranks and reaction videos, I don’t mind chatroulette’s existence. We gave our review on how to make it fun and what it was all about when it first was introduced, but now people are clearly getting really creative with the website. I just personally like people’s reactions, to just jaw dropping staring at this kid get dome from a blonde, only to realize its not a blonde haired chick at all actually.

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Inappropriate Movie Laugh Tracks

25 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The “laugh track” has a long and storied history of letting morons know when to laugh. But when paired with the wrong footage, the use of a laugh track becomes highly inappropriate. These have been around for a while but with the help of break.com here is a nice collection of 5 examples that make us inappropriately laugh.

Crash
Racism + Laugh Track = Inappropriate


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The Deer Hunter
Russian Roulette can be funny, but not when the players are coerced. Inappropriate!


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This Is A Big F*cking Deal

24 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Now unless you have been living under a rock the past two days I’m sure you’ve seen Vice President’s introduction of President Obama. If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about reference the video below, where Joe drops the F bomb like a champ. Now what we have here is a full blown meme, a concept that spreads quickly via the Internet. People said the Health Care Bill couldn’t be neatly summarized? Teddy Roosevelt had the Square Deal, FDR had the New Deal, and Harry Truman’s Fair Deal. Now we, the next generation, have “A Big Fucking Deal”, thanks Joe. I’m going to start calling Obama’s economic policies/health care bill BFD. I hope it catches on!


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40 Interesting Facts Illustrated By Kids

24 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I don’t really know if these are illustrated by kids, probably not, but that’s the artist approach taken. Either way these are some really interesting facts with some colorful simplistic art work to accompany them. I liked how the beetle was Hitler’s idea. He seemed like a pretty smart guy. If he didn’t kill about 50 billion humans he probably would have been a pretty respected guy.


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One Letter Off Movie Posters

23 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

One letter isn’t much by itself, but when a word has one letter changed, it could make a big difference. Point in case here are ten movie posters that change only one letter, to get a totally different movie.


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20 Stange And Painful Things Found In X-Rays

19 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is a compilation of strange, disturbing and really really painful things found in x-rays. While some are tragic mistakes like a nail gun to the dome, others are just caused by stupidity and being a complete freak, aka shoving a 2 liter coke bottle up your rear end. I just had a conversation with my buddy last weekend who is a doctor and he told me how he gets at least 2 patients a week with something stuck up their butt. Of course when they come in they complain about stomach pains, and then they take an x-ray and BAM, they find that a Tonka truck in their butt is the problem.


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Late Night Humor: Between Two Ferns With Ben Stiller

17 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Fresh from the best SNL monologue in millennial history, Zach Galifianakis is back with another episode of his Emmy-winning talk show. I’m almost ready to forgive Ben Stiller for Greenberg now.

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Keyboard Cat Version 2.0

16 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Keyboard Cat comes back with modern beat and he’s got a conga drum, yes a god damn conga drum for crying out loud. This cat really knows how to rip up the keys for sure. The awesomeness of this video almost rivals that of the original Keyboard Cat, almost. Fatso the original cat is reincarnated as “Bento”. He comes with Fatso’s approval, support, talent and spirit. It is truly time to celebrate!

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SNL Digital Short: Boombox

16 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas) became the fifth song from The Lonely Island to get the video treatment. If you don’t know who Julian Casablancas is, he is the lead singer of the band The Strokes, which makes his cameo pretty rad.

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