Reading Isn’t What It Used To Be

08 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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Please excuse my excessive posting on facebook bashing but I finally took my own advice and deleted my account a couple weeks ago. At first I was kinda having withdrawals, I am not going to lie, but after I have read the Bible, every volume of the Britannica Dictionary collection, and every Time Magazine ever printed, I have noticed my time is being used a little better now.

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Collection Of The Best Of Scumbag Steve

08 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Scumbag Steve has been the popular new meme as of late. It all stemmed from the picture above of the typical douche bag kid that would roll up to one of your parties, and then internet jumped on it quickly. Supposedly the kid’s real name is Blake Boston, of course it would be haha.

Much more of the legend Scumbag Steve below.
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The 6 Crappiest Interview Questions

08 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I think by now we have all been to a few interviews in your lives before, and we can all agree it is usually nothing more then a complete waste of time. I mean if I go to an interview and get the typical what is your greatest weakness, or where do you see yourself in 5 years, then I really don’t want to work for that person anyway. Clearly they don’t want to get to know me because everyone has prescripted answers for all those terrible questions. So here is the truth in the 6 crappiest interview questions brought to you by the always hilarious oatmeal.

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Mickey Mantle’s Most Outstanding Moment At The Old Yankee Stadium

07 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

You don’t have to be a Yankee fan, or a baseball fan at all to appreciate how awesome Mickey Mantle was. Here is a letter that was sent to Mickey asking him to tell a story about the most outstanding event he had at Yankee Stadium to celebrate the rebuilding of a new home for the Yanks. His hilarious response can be seen below, Mantle ruled.

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Best Oil Painting Ever

04 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself” If this oil painting doesn’t make you smile then you can go shove it you Debbie Downer.

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The 12 Annoying And Obnoxious People At Your Super Bowl Party

04 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Super Bowl is more than a championship football game – it’s an All-American celebration that wouldn’t be complete without a good party. Just like you can count on a “sexy cop” to show up at a Halloween party, you can count on this dirty dozen annoying and obnoxious individuals to be at your next Super Bowl bash.


1. The Degenerate Gambler
It’s easy to mistake this guy’s intense enthusiasm as a sign of how of big this game is, but really it’s because this fascinating specimen has two large riding on just the coin toss. In between sweating over keeping up with his three different betting squares, he’ll be worried if his inside tip on the NFC’s Gatorade color preference comes through. Can later be seen on his phone with his bookie in an attempt to set up a triple parlay on the over/under on the number of beer commercials in the third, and which punter will have the higher punt yardage average.

2. Mr. “Have You Tried My Special Dip?
Can often be seen hounding anyone foolish enough to reach for the chips. This bon vivant was up at the crack of dawn chopping Applewood bacon while figuring out which form of cheddar will go into his 5-cheese blend. And he wants you to know it. To him, he created a godly gooey elixir worthy of praise; to you, he created cheese dip with a hint of sour cream.

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Late Night Humor: How To Pick Up Girls

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Step 1: Do the exact opposite of everything Dom Mazzetti is about to tell you, or maybe follow his every word, I don’t know what ever gets you laid at the end of the night.

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7 Tips To Survive A Vacation With Your Significant Other

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So I went on a vaca with the lady friend and planning another one next week for a little Valentines Day action so I thought I would share some essential pointers for vacation with your significant other. To combat cabin fever, it’s only the most rational idea to make a getaway to any fun-sounding spot closer to the equator. If you’re scouring cites for tickets and thinking an intimate vacay with your girl (or guy) sounds more optimal than the annual spring break bro riot, take these tips to have the best trip.

7 Take advantage of the spontaneous sex

Let warmer weather coupled with cold drinks, no work, and, oh yeah, a bed that you won’t be responsible for changing the sheets for be the ultimate trifecta to facilitate hours of physical bonding. Slap-happy experimentation awaits, if you keep up the front that your lady f*cking SCORED because she’s with such a rad dude who loves to go on vacation with her (she did!).

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You Have Died Of Dysentery

01 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 2 Comments

You can get this on a sweet shirt over at the website found here. Just $20

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January 2011 Fail Compilation

31 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

TwisterNederland is back with his latest montage of all things awful from around the Intertubes this past month. It pains us to watch this, but not as much as it must have hurt the people in the video.

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