Did you know that Ireland is not a part of Great Britain? It isn’t. Well, Northern Ireland is but Ireland is not—though it is part of the United Kingdom. Oh, you didn’t know there were two Irelands? Then you need to watch this entertaining video which explains all that and much, much more. Trust us it is a lot more entertaining than one would think.
As the great late George Carlin once said, “They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” Well here is a very cool combination of some of Joe Rogan’s rants and ideas connected with some great video editing by a youtube user named “TheParadigmShift”. Even if your someone who can care less about politics and the way this country is run, there is no way you won’t be glued to the screen during this whole video. Rogan’s words come across very straight forward and very powerful, and it is not a matter of his beliefs and conspiracy theories, he is merely talking the direct truth, so take it for what it’s worth, enjoy.
Here is a graphic of every state and what they each ranked dead last in. It is always great to see what other people and states completely suck at. Yayyyy again for my awesome home state of New Jersey ranking dead last in taxes. Yea everyone else complaining about taxes, we have the most expensive taxes…. FOR EVERYTHING. But on the flip side I’d rather have expensive taxes then to be in a gonorrhea infested colony, I’m looking at you Louisiana.
Ben Franklin turned 305 a couple days ago and to celebrate, here’s a list of expressions meaning “inebriated” that Franklin first published in the Pennsylvania Gazette on January 6, 1737, apparently he loved getting shit faced. But first a quote from Mr. Franklin himself to get started.
“The Phrases in this Dictionary are not (like most of our Terms of Art) borrow’d from Foreign Languages, neither are they collected from the Writings of the Learned in our own, but gather’d wholly from the modern Tavern-Conversation of Tiplers. I do not doubt but that there are many more in use; and I was even tempted to add a new one my self under the Letter B, to wit, Brutify’d: But upon Consideration, I fear’d being guilty of Injustice to the Brute Creation, if I represented Drunkenness as a beastly Vice, since, ’tis well-known, that the Brutes are in general a very sober sort of People.”
The Drinkers Dictionary
He is Addled,
He’s casting up his Accounts,
He’s in his Airs.
Block and Block,
Been at Barbadoes,
Piss’d in the Brook,
Drunk as a Wheel-Barrow,
Has Stole a Manchet out of the Brewer’s Basket,
His Head is full of Bees,
Has been in the Bibbing Plot,
Has drank more than he has bled,
As Drunk as a Beggar,
He sees the Bears,
He’s kiss’d black Betty,
He’s had a Thump over the Head with Sampson’s Jawbone,
The rest of the list in alphabetical order continues below
By now I think everyone knows that America and Iran are a little different, and with that comes different rules and laws. Here is a long list of things that are illegal in Iran. While I understand some of the things on this list like alcohol and pork, whatever floats your boat Iran, but why Kenny G, WHY MAKE KENNY G ILLEGAL IRAN! He is a good guy and he can play the shit out of a saxophone. Give Kenny G 5 minutes on a stage in front of your people Iran and he will become legal real quick, that or half the female population will get pregnant instantly after he toots that groovy music. I would make commentary on everything on this list but I don’t want a durka durka Muhammad jihad put on zootpatrol, so I will let the list do the talking.
Many many more bizarre things that are illegal in Iran below
As we go deeper into Dr. King’s dream, it becomes more stable, not less. For it has great depth.
“We must all not be afraid to dream a little bigger, darlings.” – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Sometimes, a mug shot can be inspiring. This was taken in Alabama in February 1956, when King was 27 years old, following his arrest at the Montgomery Bus Boycott.
Happy MLK day to everyone out there. Most of you were lucky enough to have off of work today, but myself is hard at work in the office like a loser. While the day off is nice for most of you let’s not forget why you have the day off, because of one of the most influential and revolutionary individuals in American history, Martin Luther King Junior. This is Excerpts from Martin Luther King, Jr.’s final speech in Memphis, TN. I feel this was done very well and very tastfull. If you want the orignal version you can check out part 1 of his speech here.
Lockheed Martin takes a look at the ridiculously futuristic Air Force Space Surveillance System, or Space Fence, which keeps track of all the man-made and natural objects orbiting over America at any given moment.
The world’s population will hit the 7 billion mark this year. National Geographic gives some context to what that really means, and it’s pretty mind blowing. One way to look at it, is don’t ever be down about being single, there are only about 4 billion chicks out there, so act fast.