If there is one thing that we truly excel at, it’s drinking. America may not be at the top of the list of Most Drunk Countries right now but that’s only because we’re all seasoned enough to not kick the bucket from something named waragi and the World Health Organization data doesn’t factor in American creativity, thirst, and complete lack of shame. Here’s some of the ways we use our best qualities to their greatest effect – getting absolutely shitfaced in public. Click on the title of each product to buy.

1. Wine Rack – $30

Do we really need to explain why a miracle bra made of booze is awesome? At least by the end of the night you’ll be so smashed from drinking from her cans that you won’t feel so lied to.

2. Kooler Club – $50

Fastest way to improve your golf game? Screw golf lessons, and adjust your buddies BAC. Guaranteed to bring a hole in one to accessible levels. But only on the course, you’re not Tiger Woods.
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We have covered the spread of the game Bro’s Icing Bro’s here before. Well if you happened to be harassed with this vicious attack on all that is good with imbibing at your local watering hole, house party, kegger, crawl, social event, etc… our suggestion is to punch the guy in his uterus. I’m kidding. What you should do is take that drink in hand, reply “I don’t like this thing and here’s what I’m doing with it” (but don’t toss it out a window) and then smoothly ARM CRUSH that S.O.B. This incredibly strong maneuver will forever remove you from their silly game. It’s exactly like the “do not call” list. The 550 ARM CRUSH is the new way to post up and crush a beer. This pose is the ultimate bad ass stature and would make a beautiful image with any cool backdrop. For instance I am going to go sky diving this weekend, and when I’m mid flight I’m going to rip out a Guinness and ARM CRUSHHHHHHH, tell me that picture won’t be awesome. There is no real rules, you can use whatever drink you want, thank god, and you can balance the drink on your bicep or forearm, whatever works really. Here is a collection of people arm crushing, and don’t act like your not going to start doing this every time you have a beer in your hand. You can check out the official website for more arm crushes here as well.

Click below to see more awesome arm crushing pics, they rule.
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2010 represents one of the biggest free agent markets in the history of the NBA. Leading the charge is none other than LeBron James. The rest of the list includes Joe Johnson, Ray Allen, Manu Ginobili, Marcus Camby,Tracey McGrady, Shaquille O’Neal, Brad Miller, Stephen Jackson, Jermaine O’Neal, Mike Miller, Rip Hamilton, Yao Ming, Amare Stoudamire, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Dirk Nowitzki, Josh Howard, Mike Redd, and Tyson Chandler just to name a few, damn this is going to be a crazy off season. So to play on the free agent market of the past we bring you the 10 worst free agent signing in the past ten years, which I’m sure someone in this 2010 group will join sadly.

Darius Miles

Darius Miles had so much potential that many teams were dying to get their hands on him. The thought was “What’s he going to be like in his prime?” Too bad he peaked in his early twenties. The Portland Trail Blazers scooped him up after the 2004 season with a six-year, $48 million deal at the tender age of 22. You know what he did for them? He gave them two half seasons filled with controversy – which included cursing out his coach, challenging him to a fight and violating the league’s substance abuse policy – before suffering a career ending knee injury. The Blazers record during his stint? 47 – 113. Yikes.
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It’s never too early to start planning for the end of life … especially if you’re considering something a little out of the ordinary and you live life on the edge. As cremations have become more and more popular in recent years, people have devised a number of unusual ways to commemorate the dearly departed. If you’re looking for a unique way to be remembered, here are 13 strange things you can do with your cremated remains.

1. You Can Be Shot Into Space

Celestis made headlines in 1997 when they launched the cremated remains of 60’s icon Timothy Leary and Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry into space. For a fairly reasonable fee (starting at $695), you can send a “symbolic portion” of yourself on the next available mission, riding alongside a commercial or scientific satellite.
You can come back to Earth after the flight, or pay more to remain in orbit. You’ll stay there for an estimated 10 to 240 years before reentering the atmosphere in a blaze of fire. In the future, Celestis plans to launch cremated remains into the moon’s orbit, to the surface of the moon, and possibly into deep space.
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With graduation just around the corner, college seniors are thinking about the future. Sure, there are always the standard career choices—doctor, lawyer, teacher—but there are plenty of other options no one ever hears about. Some sound tempting, like a professional waterslide tester, while others will make you count your blessings (ahem, odor tester?). So whether you’re just starting out on your career path or daydreaming about greener pastures, check out the 15 jobs you never knew existed.

1. Odor Tester

Think your job stinks? Try being an odor tester. These employees test the efficacy of deodorants and antiperspirants by sniffing subjects’ armpits. Thanks to all of their nosing around, we’re spared the results of faulty products.

2. IMAX Screen Cleaner

The magnificent, larger-than-life images on IMAX screens wouldn’t be quite as powerful if they were cloaked in a layer of dirt and dust. Luckily, there are companies dedicated to keeping your viewing experience crystal clear. According to Michael Quaranto, cofounder of IMAX screen cleaning company 1570 Cinema Services, the biggest challenge to keeping the screens clean is making sure they’re dust-free (they are so dusty, cleaners usually have to empty their vacuum two or three times per screen).
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Who created the rimmed glass deliciousness that is the Margarita? Who knows – to be honest, who even cares? You can believe it was named after Rita Hayworth in the 1940s when she was working as a dancer in Tijuana, MX under her real name, Margarita Carmen Cansino; or you can believe that it was created as a wedding gift for Margarita Negrete by her brother-in-law, a bartender from Puebla, MX in 1936. In the end, once that sweet, sweet liquid is dripping down your gullet, it quickly becomes a moot point. We are going to give you a special drink post every Friday from now on to give you some ideas to get your delicious drink on over the weekend, glasses up and enjoy.

1. Cadillac Margarita

INGREDIENTS:
2 oz. Reposado Tequila
1.2 oz. Orange Liqueur
2 oz. Lime Juice

DIRECTIONS:
All ingredients poured over ice into a tall mixing glass, shaken briskly, strained into chilled cocktail glass with salted rim (optional). Garnish with lime wheel.

THOUGHTS:
You can’t go wrong with a drink named after a Cadillac. Like the three-minute mile, it’s impossible.
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Almost all of us who drink will fight the beast that is the hangover at some point — some of us more often than not. A pounding headache, churning stomach, and extreme thirst are the last things we want to feel in the morning after a crazy night out, but many swear by their own cures as they stumble through life, weekend after weekend. From the basic (crackers and water) to the crazy (drinking even more), we’ve sifted through all kinds of “cures.” Most of what’s out there may be completely bogus, but these are the 15 greatest foods for when you’re hungover that will make a difference.



1. Breakfast Sandwich

The breakfast sandwich is a classic hangover food, whether your favorite is an egg McMuffin, a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or even something homemade. There’s little to no work on your part — this grease bomb will ease your suffering. It covers the carbs and protein needed to clear your head and get back to work.



2. Mac and Cheese

There’s nothing like the warmth of good comfort food, and macaroni and cheese really hits the spot when you’re hungover. It doesn’t matter if it’s from Kraft in a box or if it’s that recipe your mom sent you, macaroni and cheese is a great option. The noodles allow easy digestion and provide plenty of carbs, while the cheese gives a decent amount of protein to help your body repair all the damage you caused.



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It’s always fun watching game shows with your friends screaming out the answers and yelling at the T.V. in disbelief of how dumb the contestants are, not paying attention to the 80 other questions they got right that you didn’t know. But it is always fun when a contestant get something to obvious and elementary wrong that it just becomes comical. Of course you always would like to see an average person win a boat load of money, but on the other hand watching them fail miserably and look like a complete asshole on national T.V. is something to also root for, here are 7 epic game show fail videos.

1. Obviously when owls are attacked they spray ink at you, who doesn’t know that, duh.

2. The price is wrong…. bitch.

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Whether it be the jammed printer, the locked up computer or the annoying co-worker, the office place is a bottomless well of potential things to be pissed off at. Although 99.9% of us can deal with the everyday stress of such a toxic environment in a ‘healthy’ way, there is a certain .1% of the population who we all want to live vicariously through. Here are 10 video of people raging it up in the work place.

7. Man Goes Ape Shit On The Entire Office
This guy doesn’t care if he is pelting innocent women with computers, he has one thing on his mind, and that is to destroy everything and anything in the office. Here is also another angle captured by a video phone. Is that a fucking sledge hammer he pulls out of nowhere?

6. Printer Problems Will Do This To Anyone
After problems all day with a printer everyone gets fired up, but when you get a ink spray to the face that was the final straw. I’ve done this to my printer at work in my mind about 50 times, never actually did it though like this psycho.

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