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		<title>10 Ways To Easily Pick Up A Hipster Chick</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have seen her before. Black stringy hair, pale skin, coke bottle glasses. She is greasy and wasted. Her nipples showing through her Urban Outfitter tank top. She smokes American Spirit cigarettes and thinks she is too fucking cool for school. You think to yourself  “What would it take to fuck this chick?” ,”I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways To Drink In Public</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zootpatrol.com/?p=21720</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If there is one thing that we truly excel at, it’s drinking. America may not be at the top of the list of Most Drunk Countries right now but that’s only because we’re all seasoned enough to not kick the bucket from something named waragi and the World Health Organization data doesn’t factor in American [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 550 Easy Arm Crush &#8211; The Man&#8217;s Way To Drink Beers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have covered the spread of the game Bro&#8217;s Icing Bro&#8217;s here before. Well if you happened to be harassed with this vicious attack on all that is good with imbibing at your local watering hole, house party, kegger, crawl, social event, etc… our suggestion is to punch the guy in his uterus.  I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Worst NBA Free Agent Signings In The Past 10 Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.zootpatrol.com/?p=18317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[2010 represents one of the biggest free agent markets in the history of the NBA. Leading the charge is none other than LeBron James. The rest of the list includes Joe Johnson, Ray Allen, Manu Ginobili, Marcus Camby,Tracey McGrady, Shaquille O&#8217;Neal, Brad Miller, Stephen Jackson, Jermaine O&#8217;Neal, Mike Miller, Rip Hamilton, Yao Ming, Amare Stoudamire, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>13 Weirdest Things To Do With Your Cremated Remains</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 13:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s never too early to start planning for the end of life … especially if you’re considering something a little out of the ordinary and you live life on the edge. As cremations have become more and more popular in recent years, people have devised a number of unusual ways to commemorate the dearly departed. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>15 Jobs You Never Knew Existed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 16:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With graduation just around the corner, college seniors are thinking about the future. Sure, there are always the standard career choices—doctor, lawyer, teacher—but there are plenty of other options no one ever hears about. Some sound tempting, like a professional waterslide tester, while others will make you count your blessings (ahem, odor tester?). So whether [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Margaritas That Will Make Your Mouth Water And Vision Blur</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 21:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who created the rimmed glass deliciousness that is the Margarita? Who knows – to be honest, who even cares? You can believe it was named after Rita Hayworth in the 1940s when she was working as a dancer in Tijuana, MX under her real name, Margarita Carmen Cansino; or you can believe that it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 15 Foods To Eat To Cure A Hangover</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 12:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost all of us who drink will fight the beast that is the hangover at some point — some of us more often than not. A pounding headache, churning stomach, and extreme thirst are the last things we want to feel in the morning after a crazy night out, but many swear by their own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For People Who Like To Laugh At People Failing: 7 Awesome Game Show Fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always fun watching game shows with your friends screaming out the answers and yelling at the T.V. in disbelief of how dumb the contestants are, not paying attention to the 80 other questions they got right that you didn&#8217;t know. But it is always fun when a contestant get something to obvious and elementary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Having A Bad Day At The Office? 7 Epic Videos Of People Raging At Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether it be the jammed printer, the locked up computer or the annoying co-worker, the office place is a bottomless well of potential things to be pissed off at. Although 99.9% of us can deal with the everyday stress of such a toxic environment in a ‘healthy’ way, there is a certain .1% of the [...]]]></description>
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