German Festival For “Dark” Music

02 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

We here at zoot love covering odd and unusual festivals and this one is no exception. Wave-Gotic Treffen, an annual German festival for heavy music and “dark” arts, was held in Leipzig turning the city into “gothic Heaven” for 4 days. About 20,000 attendants dressed in black and with gothic make-up will surely catch your attention, or scare the shit out of you. If I had my way I would hijack a bus full of kids that were on their way to a Justin Beiber concert and drive them right to this place and let them off the bus with a big smile. I would then peel out spraying a massive dust cloud into their faces.


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7 Reasons To Keep Your Tyrannosaurus Off Crack Cocaine

02 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Since having a pet T-rex has become very popular lately there has also been a huge trend in feeding them cocaine for some reason. I don’t do cocaine myself as a human so I guess that is why I never feed my pet T-Rex, Edgar, cocaine either. Regardless though to all the pet T-Rex owners out there that are shoving cocaine down your pet’s mouth, here are 7 reasons why you should stop.


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Olympus PEN Stop Motion Projects Are The Best

01 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

The Olympus PEN camera is a revolutionary camera with a boat load of options too long to even list. The cool thing about the camera is that it is small enough to categorize as portbale but powerful enough to take the place of an HD studio camera. I recently actually saw the television commercial for it and the commercial was actually shot using the camera which is pretty amazing when you think a portable digital camera was usued instead of massive hollywood-esque type equipment. Here are two examples of the Olympus PEN in action.

PEN Story
This is the first PEN Story in stop motion. We shot 60.000 pictures, developed 9.600 prints and shot over 1.800 pictures again. No post production!

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Eminem Releases Cover Art And Track Listing For Upcoming Album

01 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Eminem has released the official track listing to his upcoming album, Recovery.

The rapper released the artwork to the opus earlier this week, a pair of alternate versions for fans.

The track listing shows a wide range of collaborations from Pink, Rihanna, Lil Wayne, and Kobe. There was no indication of the producers of each song listened after the list was released via rapradar.com. Check track listing below.
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Haters Gonna Hate

01 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If your not familiar with this internet meme, pretty much it is just awesome pictures of people or things with the phrase “Haters Gonna Hate”. No matter where you go or what you do there is always going to be haters, so sometimes you just gotta roll with it and know that haters gonna hate, that’s their job. Here a bunch of pictures of people not giving a shit about the haters, they keep doing their thing.


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6 Floating Devices For Summer Time Fun

01 Jun 2010, written by Revelation 1 Comments

If you’re like us, which you probably aren’t because you can’t be nearly as cool and awesome as we are, then your summers are filled with floating in lakes and pools and drinking beers like a boss, or a lazy bum whichever you prefer. Floating around the lake in a noodle just isn’t a good look when your trying to look like a Calvin Klein model. We composed 6 essential floating devices for you to invest in, some a little pricey than others, but when you are rolling around on a king size bed with a cooler, speakers, and 5 babes with you, I think it will be worth it.

1. Inflatable Luxury Cabana Islander Float

You must be having designer pool floats in your pool, but then most of them are meant for single persons! So, if you want to swim and party with your group then this Cabana Islander is the float for you! The luxury floating cabana island paradise is constructed of heavy-gauge PVC with a boarding platform, center swim porthole and a detachable, wind-resistant, nylon shade. The cabana float includes a floating 16-quart cooler with cup holders, and a rope grommet for tethering. The spacious cabana float can accommodate 6 persons and is priced at $319.99.
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Site News: Memorial Day Off

31 May 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

May has been Zootpatrol’s most kick ass month to date, doubling the traffic of your mom’s webcam site (she can suck it btw). So to reward ourselves we’re taking a break until June 1st. If you’re spending Memorial Day on the internet, not drinking beers and dominating burgers, you don’t deserve new content anyway loser. Enjoy the holiday see you all tomorrow,

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Back To The Future Blows My Mind Again 25 Years Later

28 May 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

If you want to get your mind blown up check this image below.

And if that wasn’t enough for you the Hover Board is now a REAL THING. Yea you heard us the hoover board has been recreated with magnets, so it probably can’t support an actual human being but it’s a step in the right direction. (video below)
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3D Building Wall Murals Trick The Eye

28 May 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here are some 3D murals painted on the sides of buildings By Trompe Loeil (trick-of-the- eye) artist John Pugh. It is amazing how he can transform a plain flat wall, into an amazing 3D popping image.


Main Street, Los Gatos , California. Even the woman peering into the ruin is part of the mural.


Taylor Hall, California State University, Chico , California . The Doric-style columns are actually nothing but paint.
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Frightening Swiss Flashmob Renacts Flash Foward

28 May 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Hundreds of people in a Swiss flashmob suddenly collapsed in the street, to the horror of unwitting passersby, to mimic events in a potential nuclear meltdown and to protest nuclear power plants. It’s pretty awesome but pretty cruel at the same time, especially when you see the horror on some people’s faces trying to help out. I wish there was video of when everyone gets up and starts laughing, in which I would imagine you would here a loud “You’re an asshole, that’s not even funny you piece of shit.”, and follow with a punch to the stomach.

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