If you are complaining about how shitty your life is lately then you should step in the shoes of a male Angler Fish. If there was an award for “Getting Shit On” the male Angler Fish would be in great contention to win the award every time. Let us stress as well, it is just the male Angler Fish that has the worst life ever, the female is a boss. Read on and you will notice your life isn’t so bad, or maybe it is, what the hell do we know, but at least when you start kissing a girl your face doesn’t start melting off, unless your into Tijuana Hookers, in that case your life is probably a tie with the Angler.
It’s been a short while since we’ve heard anything from the ever-controversial Kanye West (see: Taylor Swift). Now gearing up for the release of latest LP ‘Good Ass Job’, it appears the Grammy winner’s first offering from the record will be the Dwele assisted ‘Power’. Take a listen to the track, which surfaced just a few moments ago, below… Hit or miss, tell us what you think.
Our mothers always told us, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”. Well, what if you do have something nice to say, but that something nice was just a bunch of regurgitated bulls–t? Maybe it’s best if you still hold back and not say anything at all. Some of them date so far back that we don’t even know what they mean anymore. So, why do we keep using them? If you’re considering using one of the following clichés to encourage someone, you might want to think twice or you could end up with a mouthful of knuckle.
7 “What Goes Around, Comes Around”
Your girlfriend just dumped you for another guy. Your a–hole co-worker just got the promotion you worked your ass off for. The guy that cut you off made the green light and you got stuck at the red. But it’s okay, cause they’ll get theirs….eventually. When in reality, they probably won’t. And even if they do, you probably won’t be around to witness it. We can also thank Justin Timberlake and his repetitive lyrics for breathing new life into this cliché. It’s easy to convince everyone that gets screwed over that retribution will be coming their way when you’re making 20 million dollars off of it.
6 “Good Things Come To Those Who Wait”
When something bad happens to you, there’s nothing more frustrating than someone telling you “good things come to those who wait”– especially because it’s not actually true. For example, we waited two long years for a sequel to Iron Man and what we got was definitely not that good. Just kind of “eh”. So, It seems that “Eh things come to those who wait”.
In a pinch your keys can be a good self defense weapon (if you go for the eyes) but there are plenty of other reasons to want to keep a pocket knife on your keychain. There are also plenty of reason to not wish to draw attention to the fact that you carry a knife. Enter the Key Shaped Pocket Knife. Discreetly hiding in plain sight amongst your keys, this small German made pocket knife doesn’t take up any more room in your pocket than that old mailbox key you forgot to turn in after you moved. So buy yours here and start knifing people left and right, just kidding we do not condone knifing people with pocket knives.
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These faux gritty street scenes were imagineered by London ad agency WCRS for the UK office of the Born Free Foundation, a wildlife conservation organization to show the effects of many animals being pushed out of their natural habitats.
Born Free launched the press campaign to “highlight the fact that thousands of endangered animals are being forced away from their homes every month by deforestation, human expansion and poaching.” Visually, the campaign is a bit repetitive but I think they were able to get the point across. Maybe show a Panda bear bumming money for change while trying to shake off a mean crack hangover. Maybe not. Who knows.
After seeing the photos of 50 Cent’s transformation yesterday we wanted to look further into actors who transform themselves to play a part. Every actor’s challenge is to play a role in a movie based on a true story. Playing a real character requires lot of preparations and talent. Having such a demanding role sometimes requires changing the actor’s physical appearance. Here is a list of the 10 actors that did the best interpretations of their characters. Take a look at them :
9. In the 1998 famous sport movie “Without Limits”, Billy Crudup played the running star Steve Prefontaine. The role was planned for Tom Cruise in the first place, but he decided that he was to old for the part.
We here at Zoot usually don’t like posting about celebs because really who the hell cares, but when I saw these pictures of 50 Cent I was in shock. 50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie “Things Fall Apart”. In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer. He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks. “I was starving.” Now he’s back on tour and says, “I’ve been eating. I’ll be back in shape in no time!” It is pretty awesome so see a rapper as big as 50 Cent still care about his progression in the movie industry, congrats I guess 50. Thanks to my lovely gf for sending this info in.
I’m sure this is the only song this lady knows looking at the worn out frets and the guy in the background with the expression that he has heard this song about 9 billion times, but we’ve never heard it, so it rules.
Happy National Boat Safety Week! In honor of this very important week, here are a bunch of boats with really clever names. I would say you should steal these ideas and put them on your boat, but chances are you don’t own a boat, LOSAHHHHH.