At first glace, it looks like those uniforms of the Queen’s Guard are painted on…oh wait, they are! The woman on the left is former Lara Croft video game model Lucy Clarkson, whose chest measures 34DD, which is something we might need to take a closer look at just to make sure. Google Image search her if you want to see her breasts sans paint. Probably NSFW, but whatever, minimize your screen. Clarkson, along with PETA UK campaigners, appeared yesterday on Westminster Bridge to protest the Ministry of Defense’s refusal to switch to synthetic fur for the elite guards’ ceremonial hats. The signs refer to the recent national election which saw David Cameron take over as Prime Minister. Previously, PETA plastered a badly Photoshopped image of a guard wearing a decapitated bear head on the sides of London buses. Shown below. I have to admit, PETA used to really piss me off. Always complaining and jumping to the front of every single issue that had to do with animals. Kids catching lightning bugs? PETA on the scene. Two boys trapping Newts in a river? PETA on the scene. Somehow, as soon as they started making ads like this though, I kind of stopped hating them, and secretly started sending my resume to their ad department.
Since so many of our readers enjoyed our first installment of funny exam answers, we decided to dig up another collection of some funny, yet sometimes creative test answers. You might think some of these are silly but I say it’s better than leaving the space blank. I always pulled the “rewrite the numbers in the question and make it look like you did a good amount of work to get partial credit” move, a classic performed by many. I never saw the gain from drawing a scene from Snakes on a Plane, never thought it would get me many points, but I guess I just wasn’t thinking rationally.
You may not recognize the name but you have likely seen the work. Phillip Toledano has published several influential projects to critical acclaim. His ‘Days with my Father‘ photojournal is deeply personal and incredibly moving; while his portraits of Phone Sex Operators offers a glimpse into another world. In this series, titled Hope & Fear, from 2004, Phillip offers the following: Hope & Fear is the external manifestation of internal desires and paranoia that are adrift in contemporary American society. What are we afraid of? What do we love? How does our society function, and what does it worship? In other words his work is f*ckin crazy. (All costumes are real)
I have always been a dog person, my personal beef with cats is their total disregard for humans. There is no emotional attachment like dogs. Cats only seem to care about you when they want something or crawl all over your face when your trying to sleep so you can wake up coughing on their gross hair. They also don’t hesitate to try and claw your face off if they don’t like you petting them, maybe just walk away like a dog does, not attack, jerk cat. It doesn’t surprise me that cat pee smells worse than dog pee, dirtbags. I’m sure there are good things about cats that people enjoy, I will never own one so I won’t know, sorry for being a hater. I’m not gonna lie it was much easier to find pics of cats kicking dogs asses, so lets toughin up dogs. My vote is still with dogs.
The following is an awesome craigslist posting by some guy in L.A. When i read it I couldn’t help to post it because it is spot on and a great reality check for a lot of chicks out there. I added the pictures of course to spice it up, but here is the actual craigslist posting as well found here. A must read for all girls who complain about not being able to find nice guys. The posting reads as followed:
I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out.
What happened to all the nice guys?
The answer is simple: you did.
See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He’d tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn’t feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you.
Leave the horse racing and hot girls in big hats to the Kentucky Derby because Preakness is all about getting completely hammered. We’ve rounded up drunk pictures so incriminating that you’ll be amazed that they even got put online. With The Belmont race coming up close to our home of New Jersey we will defiantly be attending in hopes it is even half as crazy as the Preakness, and judging by the pictures I dont think it will at all but one can only hope. Zootpatrol will defiantly be attending Preakness next year with out a doubt. Until then enjoy these ridiculous photos and videos of the madness. P.S. You know how good it would feel to peg someone in the head running full speed on top of a porta-potty and knocking them off unconscious, probably feels like throwing a Super Bowl touchdown pass in the last minute of the 4th quarter.
The Google corporation is a beast in marketing and being awesome so this video demonsteration of their Google Chrome speed is no exception. These speed tests were filmed at actual web page rendering times
15 times stronger than some domestic brews (we’re looking at you Bud Select 55), Tactical Nuclear Penguin and its brew-ther Sink the Bismark IPA* set the world records for the strongest beers on earth at a tolerance destroying 32% and 41% ABV, respectively. Martin and James, the lads at Scotland’s BrewDog Brewery, fed up with the watered-down beers, set about finding a proper alternative. BrewDog’s unique process that lends superlative alcohol content to their beers involves freezing their brew at a local ice cream factory in order to remove water and increase the ABV rating (alcohol by volume). Clearly, a beer of this stature isn’t appropriate for chugging, but in hopes of preventing foolishness, the bottle bears the warning below. You can buy here for $50. We’ve also embedded a video about BrewDog after the jump, seen below.
So this Sunday is the big Lost finale, which means the end of the awesomeness it has provided for all of us for the past 6 seasons. We are sad to see it end but we are pretty pumped for the 5 hour celebration we are going to get come Sunday. If you are a Lost fan here are a bunch of fun stuff to keep you in check while your waiting for the big day. First we will start you with some great recipes you can cook up for your Lost party, all big hits.
Nike is the king when it comes to putting together commercials to advertise their new products, but this one really takes the cake. First off, any ad that runs for a solid 3 minutes and if full of excitement deserves a tip of the hat. I love how they slow the camera down to show the future of the great players, or the fall from grace each one invisions based on a mistake. Ronaldo commented on the ad saying, “Every touch you have in a game has the ability to change the entire course of not just those 90 minutes but your entire tournament or season.” He added, “One touch of the ball can be an opportunity to leave your mark on the game and write your own future, or equally a moment missed, that creates a legacy for your opponent with their fans.”
With the world cup coming up right around the corner, this couldnt have dropped at a better time. Check it out and we promise you wont be disapointed. Shout out to our boy Kyle M for finding this gem.