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Demotivational Posters Part 2

20 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Demotivational posters are one of the Internet’s oldest and most over-played memes. Although there are a billion horrible ones, you can catch a few gems from time to time. We have dug through the shit to present you 20 new demotivational posters for part 2, part 1 found here.


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R.I.P. Guru (July 17, 1966 – April 19, 2010)

20 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Legendary rapper Guru of the influential hip hop group Gangstarr has died after a battle with cancer. He was just 43.

Born in Boston’s Roxbury neighborhood, Keith Elam was a member of the duo Gang Starr, and is considered one of the pioneers of hip hop-jazz crossover. His stage name, Guru, is actually an acronym for Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal and/or the less often used God is Universal; he is the Ruler Universal. Guru passed away yesterday, having suffered from the grave, malicious illness for over a year and after numerous special treatments. He was recently in a coma and it was thought that he may recover fully. Guru always tried to keep his harrowing cancer diagnosis in private but in early 2010 he had to admit himself to hospital due to serious effects caused by it. He wrote a letter to fans, which can be seen here.

This comes as a deep blow to all of us here at ZootPatrol. We are true hip hop fans, and Guru embodied everything that was pure and good about the genre. If you ever need to remember what true and real hip hop music is like, listen to the entire Full Clip album, and thank the lord for blessing us with a talent as great as Guru. Rest in Peace.


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20 Female Teachers Who Gave Their Students A Real Sex Education

20 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

When I was in school as a kid all my female teachers were 50 and older and usually 200 plus pounds. I probably only had one or two good looking teachers as a kid and I wasn’t laying game to them like I was snoop dogg, although maybe I should have with knowing what I know now. Here are 20 female teachers who started hooking up with kids, some as young as 13 years old, which I can’t see the appeal in. What is even crazier about a lot of these cases is how hot these teachers are, like seriously you can’t just hook up with a the principal at the school or a janitor, you have to settle for a friggen teenager, where do they really think it’s is going to lead to? Especially since when your a kid at that age you brag to your friends about everything and anything, hooking up with an ex playboy model would be no exception if you were wondering. Seriously number 15 on this list looks like she could be miss America if you didn’t no better, I wish I was getting taught a lesson by that pervert in 5th grade.

1. Mary Kay Letourneau

Mary Kay Letourneau got started early with Vili Fualaau. Like, when he was in eighth grade…and she was 31. Unhappily married at 34, Latourneau began an affair with Fualaau, 13 at the time, in the summer of 1996. Her husband sniffed them out, and Letourneau was arrested for rape — just a few months before she gave birth to Fualaau’s baby girl. She wound up serving seven years for second-degree child rape, got out of the clink in 2004, and married Fualaau a few months later.
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B.o.B. Ft. Eminem & Hayley Williams (Paramore) – Airplanes Pt. 2

19 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So if you’ve been a long time zoot reader you know we pretty much post all of his newest songs, and features, because let’s face it, he is the best rapper alive. Here’s an exclusive listen to one of the highly anticipated songs off of B.o.B’s upcoming debut album entitled “Airplanes Pt. 2″ which features Eminem and Hayley Williams. Em goes in on this one! You can check his lyrics after the jump. The Adventures of Bobby Ray drops April 27th.

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Jay-Z At Coachella

19 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I had a few friends that went to Coachella this past weekend and they all said it was amazing, so I was the first person to be pissed off and jealous of their good time. Jay-z of course shut it down and completely ripped it up. Here are two videos of his performance which included an awesome back drop of the new york city skyline.


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Sex Sells and Everyone Knows It

19 Apr 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

Using sex to sell products is nothing new in the advertising world. If I had to take a guess, I would say that using sex for promotion will be pretty much a staple in the industry until the end of time. However, studies have shown that the sexier the ad, the less the brand is remembered. Meaning that people will remember the hot naked girl licking a stop sign, but not remember it was an ad for wearing your seat belt. So why do people continue to use sex to sell if in the long run its not helping their product? Who really gives a shit. Check out some of these sexy ads for products that you wont remember and could care less about anyway.


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The Top Banksy Controversies

19 Apr 2010, written by Riz 1 Comments

We have done a few posts on Banksy in the past, and as long as he keeps pushing the art envelope, we will continue to cover his antics. Banksy’s film debut, Exit Through the Gift Shop — described as “the world’s first street art disaster movie” — which hit select theaters this past Friday is sure to raise some eye brows in the process. We figured this would be the perfect opportunity to bring to the top Banksy controversies to Zootpatrol.

Banksy gave the British pound a whole new meaning when he replaced the picture of the Queen on several £10 notes with an image of the late Princess Diana. The altered bills were distributed at a London carnival in 2004 and several eager recipients tried to use them in local shops before discovering their lack of value. Suckers.

Banksy replaced real editions of the Paris Hilton CD in 48 different record stores in the UK with approximately 500 doctored copies. The altered editions featured cover sleeves with the heiress appearing either topless or with the head of one of her pet dogs as well as songs remixed by Danger Mouse with titles like “Why Am I Famous?,” “What Am I For?,” and “What Have I Done?”
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I Want That! Winscape, A Digital Window View

19 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

This has to be the greatest House Hack Ever! One step closer to the happy day when none of us will ever have to look outside and see our next door neighbors collection of garbage and broken down pick up trucks. You can check out more information at the website found here.

Winscape features include:
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•Custom Winscape software with configurable screen parameters
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•Two HD plasma displays for great contrast and wide viewing angles
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•Video playback resolution of 1920×1080 with sound
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•Still-image resolution of 4096×4096
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•Fully embedded in the wall for aesthetics and silent operation
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•Tracking of one person in the room for proper perspective presentation
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•Scheduled on/off
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•iPhone and web control of sleep/wake/scene selection

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The Pacman Ghosts Love T.V.

16 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Personally I don’t watch much television except for Lost, so obviously I am not on the Pacman ghost’s level of entertainment, because these guys love t.v. Except for one of the ghosts which makes for a hilarious conversation.

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How You Act On Different Drugs In Certain Situations

16 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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Although I haven’t actually tried everything on this list, for the most part I can agree everything is pretty much spot on in regards to your behavior on certain substances in different situations. It’s pretty wild how much a drug can change your attitude and behavior, some for the better and some for the worse, but every night you know someone is partaking in one of these drugs.

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