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5 Of The Internet’s Classic Pranks

01 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I know most of these videos are old but since it’s April Fool’s Day I decided to post a collection of classic pranks with reactions for the ages. If you’ve already seen them all we apologize, but for those who haven’t enjoy some of the funnier pranks ever pulled.

1. Library Porno

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Your Dog Wants That! No More Mr.Brown Eye

01 Apr 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

I feel like this holds true for cats more than dogs, but I can’t stand them just running around with their butt holes hanging out all over the place. Luckly for me, I dont have that problem because my dog, Machine, has a regular sized tail. The leather cheerio really should be covered up in public, and thanks to the folks at Rear Gear, we dont have to stare at our pets third brown eye directly anymore. Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. I seriously think that all pet owners who have animals with exposed butts should be buying this.


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5 Simple Office Pranks To Get Your Co-Workers With Today

01 Apr 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So today is April 1st, which means it’s April Fool’s Day. It’s always a good time to pull some pranks, so far today I pulled the old tape around the sink spray nozzle so when my roommate turned on the faucet they got sprayed with a nice stream of water, good times. We aren’t going to hit our readers with any of those ridiculous fake stories, don’t fall for any big news stories today they are obviously fake and not funny. Instead here are 5 simple and effective pranks to play on your co-workers today at the office.

5. My Pen Is On Fire!!!!!

Replace the head of a ballpoint pen with match material (the video below has specific instructions). Watch your victim’s face light up with shock as her pen catches fire. They tell you to add water tot he pen to exstinguish the fire, but the chance of the fire exploding and catching your victim on fire seems to be more effective and funny if you ask us.


4. Computer Thinking and Thinking and Thinking


This will work especially well on Windows users. Go to Control Panel > Hardware and Sound > Mouse Properties > Pointers (these are instructions for Vista). Make the pointer’s default setting an hourglass. Your victim won’t know why his computer is “malfunctioning.” Bonus: You can also set his mouse pointer speed to slow on the Pointer Options tab.
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The Best Way To Break Up With Your Girlfriend

31 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Breaking up with your significant other can be really hard. If you have awesome giraffe drawing skills though it might make things a little easier as shown below. Honestly if I got something like this from my girlfriend I would of course be mad, but you have to just shrug your shoulders and go “Eh, that is a pretty solid giraffe.”

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Meet Neck Face

31 Mar 2010, written by Riz 0 Comments

When it comes to graffiti art, style is everything. It is what every writer hopes to obtain and with that unique style comes recognition. Neck Face has a style all his own which incorporates funny writings and scary imagery.

Neck Face’s style can be described as naïve and scratchy and his themes have an estranging, violent and medieval feel to them. His most famous public art piece once appropriated the sign on an abandoned storefront of the store “My Old Lady” in New York City’s Chelsea neighborhood; he painted under that “…♥’s Neck Face”. The thing that I find the most interesting about him is that he is so young (born in 1984) and also that he is partially out of his damn mind. In the video below, he seems like he is about to snap at any given moment, and maybe that is the sign of genius… or just a complete psycho with sick talent.

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Color-In Dress For The Ladies

31 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

A dress that’s like a coloring book. Make it whatever color you want, just be sure it’s really what you want. Fifty dresses have been produced in four different sizes. It can be yours for around 250 euro’s (depending on the shipping costs). Send an email to soepboerschuurman@gmail.com if you’re interested. The dress will be shipped in a nice (gift)-box with textilemarkers. The concept and fashion design was done by Berber Soepboer and Michiel Schuurman.


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20 Hot Chicks With Tattoos

31 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

We here at zoot dig tattoos, we also dig hot chicks with tattoos. It shows a lot of character and openness to get your body covered in ink, and can reveal a lot about one’s personality. The only downside is I can’t really imagine how hot this look is going to be for these chicks when they are 85 playing bingo at a retirement home. Some images might be a lil NSFW.


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Scarface School Play

31 Mar 2010, written by Riz 1 Comments

I have to start this off by saying one thing. Thank god I have co-workers who care about work as much as I do. And by care I mean could give two shits about it. A good friend sent this to me today, and the email caption just said “OMG. Im speechless”. Well I couldn’t agree more K.S. I have 2 questions about this childrens play. First, where are these kids parents, and second, what school is this? What sane parent is signing off on the permission slip that is letting their 8 year old play Scarface? What school is endorsing the idea of using pop corn to replicate a mound of blow? In any event, this is one instance where I am happy such bad parenting exists.

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Dew What It Dew Baby: Stunning Photos Of Insects Covered In Morning Dew

31 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Glistening in the early morning, these insects look like creatures from another planet as dew gathers on their sleeping bodies. Captured in extreme close-up, one moth appears to be totally encrusted in diamonds as it rests on a twig. Dragonflies, flies and beetles also take on an unearthly quality as the water droplets form on them. These remarkable photographs were taken by physiotherapist Miroslaw Swietek at around 3am in the forest next to his home. Using a torch, the 37-year-old amateur photographer hunts out the motionless bugs in the darkness before setting up his camera and flash just millimeters from them. Make sure you click on the image to see it in it’s full size to really capture the detail of these images.


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The Best “No Reaction” Moment Of All Time

30 Mar 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

By now I’m sure a lot of you have seen this picture found above. If not it’s pretty self explanatory. It is at a baseball game when the bat slipped out of a hitters hands and flew into the stands hitting this man in the face breaking his jaw, or I assume it did by the looks of it. Either way, look at the picture more closely, every single person in the picture is reacting to the bat or at least looking in it’s direction like any normal person would do in that situation, except for one person, can you see that person, or should I say, Boss?

Clearly this little girl can care less about a baseball bat flying 3 centimeters from her face at 200 miles per hour, she apparently has more important shit to focus on.

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