Everything You Need To Know About Semen

05 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

It’s probably a good idea to know a little bit about the entity that creates life, we’re talking about semen here. It is good to know how you can make it tasty for your lady friend so she can’t use the excuse that she doesn’t like salty things. Too bad my diet strictly consists of red meat, dairy products, onions, coffee, and garlic so my semen probably tastes like battery acid.
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Stunning 2D/3D Vanishing Point Video

05 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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I could really watch this video over and over again. Visually it really sucks you in and memorizing you. Not to mention the tune in the background is so laid back and chill. It is really cool to stare at the video as if you were looking at a magic eye, the video comes to life in 3-D without having to wear a pair of goofy glasses. This is truly graphic design animation at it’s best.

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Handmade Duct Tape Wallets

05 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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Each of these wallets are hand-made with 100% duct tape. That’s right, no cloth, cardboard or animals were harmed during the construction of these products. These are not your “hey look at this duct tape wallet that my 12-year-old brother threw together!” Oh no, jDUCT combines meticulous engineering, high style and detailed craftsmanship to create pieces with fashion and function. Designed for the maximum amount of storage with minimum “bulge”. Each seam is reinforced to eliminate sticky stuff associated with other duct tape wallets. I often go the route of buying “gifts for him” from Brookstone- a heated vest, car gadgets, unusual gifts, etc., but I think I’ll be adding one of these wallets to my list next time. You can get yours for a low cost of $20.00 at the site found here.
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Jon Stewart VS Bill O’Reilly. Give Me News Anchor Pay Per View Events!

04 Feb 2010, written by ZootPatrol.com 1 Comments

If your somewhere in the middle on political views it’s nearly impossible to find an evening news anchor worth watching because they are all so far right or so far left.  Every night I go through the news shows, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly, NBC’s Keith Olberman, Glenn Beck, Rachel Madow, Chris Wallace, Sean Hannity.  All express good points and seem right and it’s always fun to go through the channels and see how much they hate each other.  But with all the shit these guys talk on each other and their political views I always wondered why the hell they never square off.  Politicians debate each other, but it is a truly rare event to see news anchors at opposite ends of the liberal – conservative spectrum in the same room together.  I was originally writing this as a rally call to create scheduled television events where these guys square off, there could be fact checkers and point systems and at the end someone walks away the real champ.   So I flipped on the tube tonight and it turns out wishes do come true.  O’Reilly had Jon Stewart on his show.  The king of comedic liberal satire vs the conservative cornerstone of Fox News.   Take your pick, but I give it to Stewart, O’Reilly reaches too far into the conservative bag which makes his argument points a little far fetched against Stewart’s realist views.  Enjoy, its more entertaining than 2 drunk ballbags arguing politics at a party.

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Mac Lap Top Decals

04 Feb 2010, written by Riz 2 Comments

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Lap top decals are nothing new to anyone, but now they are really getting creative. I just purchased the snow white in color for my Mac book. Not because Im obsessed with Snow White (lie) but because its just awesome looking and colorful. I love how these designs take advantage of the apple, whether it be glowing or not. I dont want to come off like one of those people who claims Macs are 100x better than PC’s (they are) but you dont really see any PC users getting creative with their lappers, and Im pretty sure you wont any time soon. Check out these great decal ideas, and cough up the 5 bucks to make you lap top look like one of a kind.
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Wanna Bet? Here’s Some Interesting Super Bowl Wagers

04 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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Betting on who wins the Super Bowl is as unpredictable as it gets for the upcoming big game. I recently found a bunch of bets you can make that require no skill or research, just plain luck and gut feeling. If you ask me if there is a lock for anything it is betting that they will show Archie Manning more than 2.5 times. Not only is Archie Manning Peyton’s dad, but he is a New Orleans Saints legend. They are defiantly going to show him on big plays especially if Peyton gets hurt or has a big game. I am not condoning sports betting, but I am telling you this is a lock baby. Or you can guarantee that the Gatorade will be yellow, that’s my bet at least, red stains so the players won’t be assholes and no one drinks any other flavor. You can go over to Bodog here, for the complete list of unusual as well as normal bets you can wager in on, good luck.

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How long will it take Carrie Underwood to sing the National Anthem?
Over/Under 1 minute 42 seconds

How many current NFL Players will be arrested during Super Bowl Week?
Over/Under 0.5
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Marilyn Monroe Paintball Art

04 Feb 2010, written by Riz 3 Comments

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If I had to pick one babe in all of history to make my wife, it would be Marilyn. Damn I love this chick, and I fully blame her for my mini obsession with blondes. I even went as far as to make the Andy Warhol 4 Marilyns my senior year art project, painted 4×4 feet on a wall in the main hallway. I saw this paintball art done by a group of maniacs on an insanely large canvas and again, the first thought in my mind was, “why didnt I think of that?” Then I realized I dont own a paintball gun, neither does any of my friends, and I live in the hood, not some field where firing automatic paint weapons is just something people do. ENJOY!

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Tim Cooper’s Hot Heels

04 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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We live in an explosive time for fashion. Bright lights, low brow, express yourself. Applause is given to those who don’t hold back. That’s what these shoes are all about, if you ask me. Absolute wonderfulness embodied in a shoe. Tim Cooper’s high heels design are just a concept as of now but he has designed two car innovated designs, one being a cop car, and the other being a Lamborghini. The design seems to have a carbon fiber heel for support and equipped with working lights. These are a shoe only for the bold, but I’ll make a bet if a chick wore these out she would be the talk of the night.
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Funny And Accurate Statistics

04 Feb 2010, written by Revelation 0 Comments

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I know the above is a Venn diagram but I couldn’t help to include in it. The rest of the included graphs are pretty hilarious, and even more funny because of how accurate and true they are. I think my favorite is the words that frighten youth today. When hearing there is no internet people act as if they just heard their mother died. They go into complete denial and do everything in their power to connect to a non existent server. People think without internet for 2 hours they are completely disconnected from reality and all the world’s most important news.

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Late Night Humor: Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

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