Teen Wolf masterbater in the bleachers

The weirdest thing here isn’t the fact that a high school basketball team snuck out a victory with a werewolf as MVP, but that some guy in the bleachers unzipped his pants to masturbate during the game. (Through the wonders of HD, this mistake has become even more obscene.)

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It only took 75 years or so, but someone finally got around to doing a first-rate redesign of the classic Monopoly board. Monopoly Revolution ($35; Fall 2010) eschews the game’s traditional square surface for a modern circular board, while retaining all the fun gameplay of the original. New features include updated “here and now” pricing, an electronic game pod that keeps track of players’ money — via electronic banking cards — and also provides sound effects and song clips that correspond with events in the game.

If you are not into martial arts, or the Ong Bak series, you can stop reading our page forever, because you have no taste in movies. Just kidding, dont stop reading ZootPatrol, but honestly, you have no taste in action films. The movie is due out in April of 2010 and of course will star Tony Jaa, the worlds most bad ass martial arts master. Onk Bak 3 will pick up right where Ong Bak 2 left off. The film looks to go out with a bang with some more of the unique fighting stunts fans have come to know and love from the previous films. There’s even a part where Tony Jaa will be fighting uniquely as his character’s arms and legs will be damaged by torture, forcing Jaa to fight as though his body has no bones. I dont know what that could even look like, aside from picturing Jabba the Hut in action.The new trailer came out just this week, so check it out, get stoked, and go try and break some wood in your backyard or knock cheetos off your dogs nose with a round house kick. Just dont blame us when you accidentally shatter your pit bulls jaw, causing him to chew your entire face off.

I don’t know how it is still legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet in some states. Granted if you get into a bad accident the chances of a helmet saving your life are pretty slim, but it defiantly helps. Is wearing a helmet really that uncomfortable, or do you just think not wearing a helmet is cool? Either way if your not wearing a helmet because it’s not in style maybe you should invest in one of these creative helmets to insure your life a little bit more while weaving in and out of traffic doing 200 miles per hour on a motorized bicycle.

10. Skull Helmet

9. Pac-Man Helmet

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So the day has finally came, the premiere of Lost. Time to get out my Dharma gear and oil up my new lost glow in the dark tattoo because this is the final season and I am pumped. If you don’t watch Lost just calmly skip over this post and move onto the next one and know you are a fat looser. If you do watch the best show ever made then I have a nice little gem that will get you ready for the big night. Youtube user “pyram1dhead” put together a Lost video synchronizing the events of the plane crash in the style of the show “24″. It is really cool to see what everyone was doing at that exact same time in one video, so enjoy.

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The cookie monster going to war with some rebels while still appearing to be warm and inviting.

Kinekt’s Gear Ring is sure to turn fingers as well as heads: this engineering-friendly bling is made with six tiny gears that rotate in unison when the outer rims of the ring are turned. The Gear Ring is made from high quality matte stainless steel. It features six micro-precision gears that turn in unison when the outer rims are spun (as can be seen in the video). It is currently available for purchase in four standard US ring sizes: 9, 10, 11, and 12. Sadly this ring isn’t cheap, it will run you $165 and you can purchase at their website found here.

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I don’t know about anyone else, but I could listen to Mike Tyson quotes all day long and they just get more hilarious each time. The former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world has a lot to say. Certainly one of the most quotable athletes in recent memory. Below you will find a small collection of motivational quotes to inspire, compel and educate. Live by these omens and you will be a successful and happy person in the future, we swear.

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These vector illustrations really caught my eye at first glance. I’m a huge fans of the neon pastel colors, I feel they bring such a cool feeling and look to one’s eye. Genaro De Sia Coppola is an artist based in Barcelona, Venezuela and uses bright and vibrant colors in his awesome illustrations. Hey Genaro if you read this make us a cool zootpatrol banner, we will give you a free t-shirt and a bag of sour patch kids.

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