Bulgaria Steps Up Its Street Art

21 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Over the weekend, the citizens of Sofia, Bulgaria awoke to find a public monument to Red Army defaced by an unknown interventionist. The statues of Soviet soldiers who “liberated” Bulgaria in 1944 were painted as Superman, Ronald McDonald, Santa Claus and other pop culture icons of capitalist Americana. Below it, a graffiti caption read: “In step with the times!”

WHY SO SERIOUS!?!?

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A Infographical Analysis On Everyone Who Forgot About Dre

20 Jun 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments


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A graphical analysis of the position taken by those who forgot about Dre (including countervailing evidence provided by Dr. Dre).

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Love in the Middle of War

17 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

This picture of a young couple making out in the middle of the hockey-related riot in Vancouver is truly inspiring. Love will find a way.

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‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’ by Samuel L. Jackson

16 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

I dont have any kids but I can imagine how taxing and annoying it has to be when you just want your baby to go to sleep, and its apparent it just isnt going to happen. Reading bedtime stories is part of every kids childhood, and I am SURE that at some point, all of our parents read these books in a similar narrative. If only we all could have been so lucky as to have Samuel L read to us.

Go the Fuck to Sleep is written by Adam Mansbach, illustrated by Ricardo Cortes, and somehow narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

The hardcover book can be ordered from Amazon.com here.

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Kareem and Eminem

15 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Eminem hanging out at Bonnaroo.

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Happy Birthday Revelation!

14 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Today is an important day. Bad Meets Evil officially hit the stores, its Flag Day, and its our own Revelations birthday. From all of us here at Zoot, we want to wish you a happy birthday. Now go out there and slug as many 4 Locos as you can because, hey, why the fuck not. Its Tuesday!

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N.Y. Adorned

14 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

N.Y. Adorned is name that is known the world over, and when spoken in the company of tattooers it is associated with employing some of the best in the world at some point. This is a great video from Evan Dennis

N.Y. Adorned “Tradition” from Evan Owen Dennis on Vimeo.

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Beat the heat with shallow diving.

09 Jun 2011, written by ZootPatrol.com 0 Comments


DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. YOU WILL DEFINITELY BREAK YOUR NECK! Darren Taylor is a world record shallow diver. Diving from 36ft up into 12 inches of water, he is definitely a pro. He’s more pro at yelling how glorious he his after the dive though. To beat today’s heat in NJ I think I’m going to start my shallow dive career off by jumping off a milk crate into a kiddy pool from walmart with a case of a beers, wrap an american flag towel around myself and scream how great I feel. Thats a nice day.

Don’t dive like this dude.

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Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequal Trailer

08 Jun 2011, written by Riz 0 Comments

Heres a trailer for the new Bad Meets Evil album set to drop from Eminem and Royce 5’9. June 14th is a big day. Not only is it when this album will drop, but its also Flag Day, as well as our own Revelations bday. Eminem actually called the Zoot headquarters and told us he would be giving us a special bday present. We had no idea it would be the album of the year!

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10 Hilarious Dear Blank Letters

08 Jun 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Dear Facebook,
Please add “In a Wolf Pack with” as a relationship status.
Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Nyquil,
You were amazing last night. Who knew you could last so long?!
Sincerely, 12 hours later…

Dear Zebras,
It’s not our fault that you blend in with NOTHING.
Sincerely, predators.

Dear cold pizza,
You are my favorite breakfast, don’t tell Pop Tart.
Sincerely, hung-over.

More Dear Blank letters below
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