Here’s a pretty interesting visual art and music experiment called JAM. This film is based on a very simple idea: the increasingly varied the sounds, the greater is the number of creatures. I’m pretty sure there is an inherent awesomeness in the nature of chaos. I watched this mofo like 5 times already and might have to give it another few viewings.

JAM from MIRAI_MIZUE on Vimeo.

It might seem like it is long and it could get old, but it doesn’t, I was glued to the screen the whole time while the prince and other break it down realllll hard. FYI Carlton at the 2:13 mark kills it, just absolutly murders it.

1. Raped by a Sharpie Marker

No, this isn’t the kind of ” Sharpie Rape ” you see in most schools that really just means getting marked on by a Sharpie (a permanent marker) unexpectedly. This is actual, sexual, penetration; using a Sharpie. In 2002, seven football players from Methodist College in North Carolina were arrested on hazing charges for restraining a freshman, stripping him of his underwear, writing all over his butt and smacking it numerous times. The worst part is that to “seal the deal”, as it were, the player with the most ironic position-name, Antonio Wilkerson (wide receiver for the team) sexually assaulted the freshman athlete with a Sharpie marker after everything had been said and done. He, along with the other Methodist players involved, were suspended after their November 14 arrests and did not partake in the team’s final game; unfortunately because getting benched, or even sitting down, was probably the last thing on the victim’s mind.

2. Cocaine or Dildo: Your Choice

Sororities are just as sexually cruel, if not infinitely moreso, than Fraternities. Looking at this list, it’s apparent that the women in Sororities are more interested in emotional and social humiliation than the males. Males tend to angle towards the physical feats of strength or disgustingness. Both (freely) exercise public humiliation, but the levels of both differ and definitely run deeper in female circles. FOR EXAMPLE…

The Hazing Prevention Center, one of the leading non-profit organizations working to eradicate hazing, receives hundred of emails from traumatized victims of sorority and fraternity hazing. One e-mail was from a girl who reported that she had to either use a dildo in front of all her “sisters” or take a hit of cocaine. So it’s either your morals… or your morals? Or your common sense vs… your common sense? It’s a toss-up, but an elicit drug that can cause permanent brain damage and is HIGHLY illegal or sexual, social, public humiliation? Which would you choose?

See more reasons below why joining a frat or sorority is the funnesttttttttt
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That’s right, beer and spirits living together in perfect alcoholic bliss in your pint glass. And here are a few cocktails from Russian Standard Vodka, Flor de Caña Rum and Lucid Absinthe that’ll keep you loving the fun in the sun this weekend.

The Spicy Irishman
(Pictured left)
1 oz Russian Standard Vodka
1 1/2 oz Lucid Absinthe
1/4 oz Siracha Hot Sauce
Topped with Killian’s Irish Red Beer

Lucky Lime
(Pictured middle)
1 1/2 oz Russian Standard Vodka
3 pieces of Kumquat 1/2 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup
Top with Amstel Light Beer

Burnt Oranges
(Pictured right)
1 1/2 oz Flor de Caña Rum
1/2 oz Blood Orange Puree
1/2 oz Lemon Juice
Top with Guinness Beer

Last step: DRINK

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Originally recorded in B.I.G.’s DJ 50 Grand’s Bedford Ave. basement before being re-recorded at DJ Mister Cee’s crib, this is the big poppa of rap demos. Forget the fact that it won “Unsigned Hype” honors in March 1992, thus piquing the interest of one Sean Combs and leading to B.I.G.’s deal with Uptown (and consequently) Bad Boy. Forget the fact that it represents the start of one of the most comet-like careers in hip-hop history. Just listen and appreciate the beauty in its simplicity: single-take performances, no overdubs, not even any samples. Just a DJ going back and forth on two copies of classic breakbeats, and an emcee ferociously spitting heat, his burgeoning talent only exceeded by his hunger.

The Notorious B.I.G. “Guaranteed Raw”

The Notorious B.I.G. “Love No Hoe”

The Notorious B.I.G. “Microphone Murderer”

At first you might think that we have lost it, but photographs of basset hounds running is a lot more amusing than you would think. These dogs have more skin than 8 golden retrievers, but are a third of the size, so when these little mutants get some speed going with their 10 inch arms, hilarious ensues. I know if not one person on Earth likes this post, at least I know my brother will love it, since he has been wanting to get a basset hound for the past 30 years, he is 28, you do the math, do it I dare you to.

A lot more hilarious basset hounds getting their run on and looking weird below
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In honor of this year’s St. Patrick’s day here is a nice little video of the history of the legendary Saint Patrick. Knowing all about him won’t cure your inevitable hangover you are going to have tomorrow morning but at least you can drop some knowledge over a couple pints of Guiness with your friends tonight. And on that note it is time to start slamming them back.

The best St pattys day video below
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This man is Hollywood’s unsung hero. He’s got a longer filmography then some A-list celebrities. And they say you can’t make a living on being an extra. His name is Jesse Heiman, feel his wrath.