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Eminem’s Open Letter to Detroit

10 Mar 2011, written by Riz

In Eminems newest video, he is giving a major poetic shout out to his home town of Detroit. This isnt a music video, but more of a head nod to the streets that raised him and the streets that he is clearly happy to say that he is from. Detroit is kind of a weird story if you ask me. Its the backbone of the auto industry in this nation, but the place couldnt be more of a dump. All you hear is how hard the people work, and how their determination and sweat help mold their city. I admire that, but also kind of feel bad for them too. These people work so hard, and are barely keeping their heads above water. Maybe instead of a cute youtube video, Em could start sprinkling around some of the Shady Aftermath paper to these people. Just a thought.

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Fast Five Movie Trailer

10 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

The Fast and Furious series is making it’s return this summer with the best of the best cast from previous installments. All of the movies have been really entertaining, except for the ones Vin Diesel isn’t in, those blew, and this one looks like it can top them all. On top of all the explosions, fast cars, $100 million dollar heists, I am deeply in love with Mia Torreto, aka Jordana Brewster, I want to marry her, especially since she makes the best tuna sandwich on Earth, fact.

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George Watsky- S For Lisp

10 Mar 2011, written by Riz

A few months ago we had an article about George Watsky, Pale Kid Fast Freestyle, and since then we have really been digging on his stuff. Not just his album (which is free and you should totally download) but his youtube clips of poetry and various other stand up acts. This is by far my favorite, just because he touches on so many good points. My mom has stuttered for her whole life, but you would never know it. She’s been able to overcome it, even when she’s steaming mad, or whyling out to techno music and dancing around the kitchen. This poem, if you really listen to it, hits on a ton of awesome points that people with speech impediments deal with.

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Sexual Calorie Counter

10 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

Unless you lay there like a dead fish, sex can be a great work out, and not only sex, but everything leading up to it and after as well. So everyone out there complaining about being fat, just start going off in the bedroom after you eat your 7 cheeseburgers and you will burn those calories right off, you have no excuses anymore. Below is the complete breakdown of everything done before, during, and after sex, and the calories you burn while doing it. And people wonder why I am 25 years old and weigh 85 pounds, well now you know why bitches, WINNING.

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The 13 Ways The Earth Could Come To An End Today

10 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

13. Nuclear Holocaust

“One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.” It was true back in the late 1950s, and it’s just as true now. The world could end at any moment thanks to the countless nukes out there, just lying around. According to a 2010 Ploughshares Fund report, 22,000 active nuclear warheads are scattered around the globe. And that number doesn’t include smaller—and therefore more susceptible to theft—nuclear weapons like atomic artillery shells and bunker busters. In truth, we’re still exactly where we’ve been for the past 70 years: one international argument away from the end of the world.

12. Black Holes

Stars collapse on an almost daily basis. When a massive star collapses, it produces an immense gravitational pull along the way, drawing everything in its path—including light—toward its core, like a giant vacuum cleaner from which there’s no escape. While black holes sit at the center of most galaxies, including our own, the real danger comes from a discovery made in the year 2000. “We now have conclusive evidence,” physicist Michael Kaku told ABC News, “that there are wandering black holes—nomads, renegades—and right next to us in our own galaxy.” How long until one of these nomads bumps into the Earth? No one is sure, and it’s a big universe, but everyone agrees that it’s going to happen sooner or later.

Continue below for all the rest of the ways you will probably die.

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Winning – A Song by Charlie Sheen

09 Mar 2011, written by Riz

I know, I know, everyone is sick of hearing about Charlie Sheen, but I couldnt avoid this gem. I dont even think that I need to give a background of whats been going on and where all of this ‘winning’ nonsense has come from, so I wont even bother. All Im going to say is that this video takes all of Sheens best interview clips, mashes them into one catchy song, and then to top it off auto tunes it. The best part is when hes just calling out things that ‘win’. How much coke has Chalie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men! Ok that was corny but it was a comment on the video. Like I wasnt going to steal it and pawn it off as my own.

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The Most Bad Ass Ceremonial Dance Ever, The Fire Knife Dance

09 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

Devin Graham films Polynesian fire knife dancers Malo Matau, Maika Tuala, and Rockett Tenney performing their traditional Samoan ceremonial dance, which just happens to be more badass than almost any other ceremonial dance in existence.

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The Great Dudes Of History Snowboard Series

09 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

No, not the history of snowboards — history on snowboards. These Great Dudes Of History Snowboards ($400) by YES feature the visages of some of modern history’s most noteworthy dudes, including Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Jr., Einstein, Haile Selassie, John Lennon, and JFK, while offering plenty of performance thanks to a power wood core, an asymmetrical shape, and a stone and diamond structured base for maximum glide and durability. You can buy them now here, and also see more specs and information.

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Amazing Sculptures Made Out Of Books

09 Mar 2011, written by Revelation

Books are usually made for reading, yea I know crazy right. When a book isn’t used for ready sometimes we get creative and use them for a door stop, maybe a pillow to take a nap, or something for simple and boring. Well here is another use of books that is a little bit more creative and definitely a lot more pleasing to the eye. Here are some incredible book sculptures.

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9 Things You Did In College That Aren’t Acceptable In The Real World

09 Mar 2011, written by Revelation
9 Things You Did In College That Aren’t Acceptable In The Real World

College is a wonderful time, heavy on debauchery and light on real responsibility and during those four years (or five, or six, or…) you can get away with pretty much anything. Want to wear a tutu to class in lieu of pants? Hey, why not? Want to get blitzed and streak bare ass naked through campus on a random Tuesday afternoon? Screw it, you’re young and people expect you to be wild. But then college ends, and pretty soon you find out that all those quirky things that you got away with in college aren’t looked upon quite so well in the real world. I’m not judging here –- hell, I am guilty of several of the following myself -– but here are nine things that you did in college that you can’t do in the real world without people thinking you’re pathetic.


9 Sleeping until noon every day


With some creative scheduling you can pull this off in college. People will just think you’re a party animal and will mark you as a fun guy. After all, who functions before noon? But in the real world, people will just think you’re a lazy bum, an irresponsible man child incapable of straightening up and flying right. They won’t care that you are a night owl or that you didn’t get to bed until six in the morning because you were up until dawn drunkenly riding laundry carts down a hill on campus with your friends. They’ll just shake their heads and wonder when Johnny will get himself a nice job and a cubicle to call home every morning. Look, I don’t make the rules. Maybe you shouldn’t have insisted on taking that extra class so you could graduate on time. Sucker.

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