Basic Sign Language Tutorial

23 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

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You never know when you are going to have to communicate with a deaf person in a time of need, so that is why we got your back. Here is a list of only the most essential things you would need to say to someone who is deaf, like “I want to flick you right in your ugly face.” and “RAWRR, I’m a dinosaur.” you can thank us later when you are stuck in a life threatening situation and you were saved because of the sign language you learned from Zoot.

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The Coolest Golf Carts Money Can Buy

23 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Touted to be a rich man’s sport, it is often wondered if the equipment makes the golfer, or is it the other way around. We have been covering luxurious golfing paraphernalia that aims to enhance the oomph factor of this game. A luxurious, high-tech and comfortable golf cart is something every affluent golf fanatic would love to possess. Today, we have some of the most luxurious golf carts available on the market for the golfers who love to hit the greens with style.

1. Garia LSV

Here comes a street-legal golf cart. The Garia LSV has been fitted with street legal safety equipment such as seatbelts and side mirrors and a hydraulic brake system. The Garia LSV is claimed to do 25mph with its 4hp electric motor. Priced at a cool £40,000 (about $64,918), the street-legal multi-purpose electrical golf car has hand-stitched seats, 10-inch aluminum wheels, digital instrumentation layout and a refrigerator built into the dashboard.

Many more tricked out golf carts below
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Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Ever

23 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Even if you gave your Valentine a shitty box of chocolates and nothing else, it was better then this guy’s gift, aka the most disturbing Valentine’s Day gift EVER. This was done for a Brazilian TV show and the girl in the video, Dani Bolina, is a cast member. The reason she couldn’t get out was because the doors on the car were fixed, like a police car. Soooo now that car is completely infested with cockroaches, was it worth it? DEFINITELY.

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Fun With Magazine and Book Covers

23 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

There always is a little mystery behind what is going on in the rest of the picture on a book cover or magazine. If it shows just a person’s torso, what kind of jeans were they wearing? Well having a little fun with magazine and book covers can solve all that with a little creativeness. Using magazines and book covers to mix with reality reminds me of a post we did a while back, using the same method but with record album covers (seen here). Either way we are digging both check out the large collection below.

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You Better Know Who Arcade Fire Is

22 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

So this is pretty much how it went down. Everyone was telling people they had to listen to Arcade Fire and they were an awesome band. A lot of people did listen to them but they pretty much stayed somewhat out of the spotlight, aka they were still cool. They just won best album of the year now are getting very big and being blasted on the radio left and right, aka not cool anymore, I liked Arcade Fire before they won best album of the year at the Grammy’s, says me in my best snotty hispter voice I can imitate. Well if you still don’t know who Arcade Fire, you better learn quick, unless you want this to happen to you, see below.

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I Want That! Solowheel

22 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Solowheel electric unicycle is a personal transportation device that is more compact than any folding bicycle. Powered by 1000 watt motor, $1500 Solowheel consists of gyro sensors, two foldable foot platforms, and a battery. It weighs only 20 pounds, has a top speed of 12 mph, and can travel 12 miles on a single charge. Check out more info on this revolutionary transportation machine found here.

(You’re speakers are not broke, there is just no audio for this video for some reason.)

More pictures, videos (a guy trying to ride a Solowheel and failing miserable), and other information below.
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Slow Down, You Move Too Fast

22 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Have you ever heard of Joshua Bell? Chances are that the answer is a fat no. Well he is a truly an amazing true story that took place in the Washington D.C. Metro Station on a cold morning in January. I am not going to spoil anything for you so just check it out for yourself, you will like what you see, we guarantee (Men’s Warehouse guy voice)



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Wisconsin Represenative Drops The Hammer On The Republicans

21 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

So I am sure everyone is aware of the protesting and rallies that have gone down in Wisconsin. Personally I really don’t know exactly what they are even protesting, something about a budget repair bill being passed and it is going to cut a bunch of job and money funding. I didn’t even know Wisconsin was an actual state till a week ago so don’t take my word for it though. Anyway a representative by the name of Gordon Hintz go an email telling him the meeting and voting would start at 5:00, he got there at 5 o’clock and the voting had already began, this was pretty much the last straw and he goes bananas on everyone in the room. Hintz for 2016 president all the way.

Bonus: A very moving video made by a UW Madison student showing the rally and protests over Governor Walker’s budget repair bill. Music is Arcade Fire’s “Rebellion (Lies).” (seen below)

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Who Owns Facebook?

21 Feb 2011, written by Revelation


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So who the hell exactly owns this $50 billion dollar monster? Well it’s not just lizard king himself, Mark Zuckerberg, it’s actually a bunch of people, including Bono, yes friggen Bono owns about $750 million dollars worth of the pie, which is only going to increase. I really don’t like Bono and now that I know he was smart enough to jump on this Facebook train before it really took off pisses me off even more, F.U. Bono stop doing everything right.

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Shadowplay Ninja Sword Fight

21 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Real life ninja Taichi Saotome combines his real life self, against projected imagery in a winner take all battle. The level of accuracy and preciseness is so on point it’s scary. If I had shadow demons hunting me down I would pretty much shit my pants and be killed in 4 seconds. But on a honest note I really should have just titled this video “2 Minutes of Awesomeness” it would have captured the essence a little better.

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