Evidence Found Supporting LAPD Cover Up In Notorious B.I.G. Murder

21 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Ut oooo shit just got real. Hundreds of pages of recently unsealed documents link two former L.A.P.D. officers with the 1997 murder of Notorious B.I.G. Recently unsealed evidence suggests the lead investigator in the 1997 murder of Christopher “Notorious B.I.G.” Wallace had ties to Death Row Records and was at the scene of the critically acclaimed rapper’s murder working security. The new evidence is the latest finding in the ongoing legal battle between the Wallace family and the Los Angeles Police Department.

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The 8 Best Former Presidential Sex Scandals

21 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Political sex scandals are as old as time. For centuries -– eons really -– power has been proven to be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Indeed, from Caesar and Cleopatra to King Henry VIII and the headless bodies of his many wives, sex scandals have rocked the civilized world. Of course, our very own presidents have etched their names into the annals of those renowned historical texts like Penthouse and Hustler, proving yet again that even the rich and powerful –- or maybe especially the rich and the powerful –- are prey to the whims of their, uh, little presidents. The following is a list of eight United States presidents who failed to veto the legislation put before them by the legislature, and by the legislature, I of course mean their penises.

8 Woodrow Wilson

WHO WAS SHE? Edith Bolling Galt, a widower.

THE STORY: In 1914, old Woody found himself a lonely old widower after his first wife, Ellen, died in August. Less than a year later, he was engaged to the widow Edith Bolling Galt. Sounds rather ordinary, right? Not so fast. Unfortunately for Wilson, he was the President of the United States and therefore had the civilized world constantly up his ass over every little thing he did. And, unfortunately for Wilson, that civilized world tended to frown upon getting hitched so soon after the death of his first wife. Predictably, it wasn’t long before all sorts of rumors flew around about Wilson cheating on his first wife before she died and some people even suggested that he killed her to clear the path so he and Edith could be together. Damn.

THE AFTERMATH: Wilson was president, not some schmuck, and so he married Edith anyway, presumably while holding a giant middle finger aloft for all his critics to see. The couple stayed together until his death in 1924 and after Wilson suffered a stroke in 1919, Edith actually took over many of his duties, acting as sort of a regent for the incapacitated president. I guess that shut some people up.

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Babies Are Just Little Drunk People

18 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

So the weekend is here and that usually means one thing, getting drunk and partying. Well sadly I have work tomorrow and I am not going to be getting as drunk as this baby below, which is friggen hilarious. All babies are is little drunk people. They walk around wobbling all over the place, falling down, which usually leads to just crawling on the dirty floor. They touch everything in sight and if they don’t get it they start crying. Then they will usually sit there staring at a wall for 5 minutes and then puke all over them selves. Does this sound familiar? Yes, it is exactly how you acted last Friday night and you are about to do it again, CHEERS (For a better funnier explanation of this watch this video.). That is why I found this video so hilarious, a baby getting shitfaced and trashing a restaurant. When we as adults drink, we act like 1 year old babies, the irony of it is pure gold. Best part is when the baby coughs up the beans at 1:03, then smells and looks at the wine like she is going to war. This is a trailer for the short movie “Las Palmas” by Johannes Nyholm.

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I Want That! Amatoya ATV

18 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Well I guess I wouldn’t really have much use for it since I am not a fireman, but driving around town hosing down my friends, sending them into a brick wall would be pretty enjoyable too, and that is why I want it, don’t judge me. In purely concept form right now, the Amatova ATV, from designer Liam Ferguson, gives us a vision into what first-line fire-fighting could look like in the near future. More like something out of the ‘Terminator’ series than out of your local firehouse, the Amatova houses 2 passengers in a high-visibility cockpit and can liquid Howitzer its 500 gallons of water from the Remotely Operated Suppression Cannon Outfit (ROSCO).

The Amatoya also protects its own passengers with clear aerogel laminated insulation in the 360 view windows and the body, a temp sensitive spray down system, military-grade thermo ceramic paint, and a beefy diesel engine to propel the futuristic craft both in and out of hot situations. The piece de resistance is the Back to the Future homage gull-wing doors. Who says emergency services can’t be stylish? More info on the project found here.

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Confiscated Prison Weapons

18 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

I think everyone knows that weapons are not allowed in prisons, so how do these guys keep stabbing and beating people with sharp and blunt objects? Well if you were locked in a cage for the rest of your life and you keep getting beat up every day, I think you are going to pull some heavy duty MacGyver type shit and make yourself a pretty little shank out of toilet paper rolls, which actually happens. Here are a bunch of creative confiscated prison weapons, some with back stories.


Materials: Stainless steel tablespoon; handle wrapped with upholstery.
Backstory: At its core here is a spoon, stolen from the staff dining room at Rahway, where, as in many federal penitentiaries, inmates were restricted to using plastic flatware. Stamped “State of NJ,” the spoon likely to have been sharpened on the cement floor or wall of a cell. The bowl of the spoon was filled with wax and then wrapped with upholstery thread (taken from the furniture shop, where it was used to re-stitch chair cushions) thereby forming a generously-scaled handle.

Many more disturbing, but creative and effective weapons below. Get Your Shank ON
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The Art Of Flight

18 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Watching the official movie trailer for the new movie, “The Art of Flight” literally gave me chills the whole entire time. The movie follows Travis Rice, John Jackson, Mark Landvik, Scotty Lago, Jake Blauvelt, Nicolas Muller, Gigi Ruf, DCP and Pat Moore as they plan out new unthinkable adventures to places never seen or rode before. The trailer is packed with amazing scenery, huge gnarley jumps including launching off of the back of a flipping snow mobile mid air (2:45), grinding power lines and racing avalanches, this footage is pretty much straight out of a video game its ridiculous. Not only does the cinematic experience look phenomenal, but the sheer thrill and danger of the snowboarding looks like it will have you on the edge of your seat the whole way through the film. The movie is set to release in September 2011 so when summer is winding down, and we are gearing up to shred the winter of 2012, we will be blessed to be able to watch this gnar gnar shred flick.

The Art of Flight – official movie trailer from Extremal on Vimeo.

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A Detailed Look At Sex Injuries

17 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Let’s not kid ourselves here, sex is fun, and with fun usually comes some kind of danger, and in this case it is actually very high. Out of all the sex that occurs in the world 33% of that hanky panky results in injury. We have all had our share fair of injuries and they are something to laugh about afterwards, pretty much if you aren’t getting injured somewhat you aren’t living. One time at a highschool house party I was making out with a girl in the bathroom. She was sitting on the counter and I was standing up. All of a sudden I smelt something burning badly and quickly realized her whole back was on fire from a candle by the sink, she was wearing some ugly sweater so it quickly ignited to say the least. It was funny, but not until after the fact that I had to throw her on the floor and smuther her, smacking the shit out of her back. This is one of those instance I’m glad no injuries were reported, I could have done 25 to life for that one.

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How To Avoid Talking To People You Don’t Want To Talk To

17 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Jenna Mourey, aka JennaMarbles who is hot and funny, almost extinct combo, is back again with another hilarious video. If you aren’t familiar with her, she is a writer for a division of barstool sports, and she is also the creator of the over 12 million viewed hit video, how to trick people into thinking you’re good looking. In this video she gives you a full proof way to end a conversation you have no interest in being in. Guy tries to talk to you at a bar, solved, bum stopping you for change and won’t leave you alone, solved. This move can work in virtually any situation and get that annoying asshole away from you and have you back to enjoying your day in no time. So get a pen and pad because Jenna is about to drop some knowledge on you.

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Revelation’s Crib Of The Week: Futuristic L.A. Loft Conversion

17 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

When you think of artistic design and modern technology L.A. is usually a place at the forefront of each movement. Well this ultra awesome loft conversion is still proof that L.A. still has it. The main concept of this project was to add a little fabrication to the space, O.K. maybe a lot of fabrication. It is truly amazing though what some construction can do to a space bringing it to life with clean crisp curves and edges, and dividing the living areas in a fluid way. The people responsible for such a rad warehouse to loft conversion are Patrick Tighe architects. Not only were they able to come up with such a modern and mind blowing design, but it is also green-friendly which is really the astonishing part.

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UNC-Ashville’s Trick Shot Goalkeeper, Lassi Hurskainen

17 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

So of course not to be out done by Uconn’s trick shot quarterback Johnny McEntee, seen here if you missed it, Lassi Hurskainen displays his amazing trickery on the soccer field. If this is a debate between the two “football’s” trick shot videos, I still have to go with the Uconn quarterback’s, but maybe it is because I don’t really understand how incredibly difficult the stuff this guy is pulling off. Either way props to Lassi, he put together a remarkable video that you should definitely check out.

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