America Votes On Halftime Show Performance

07 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Americans haven’t been this unanimously opposed to something since 1775. To tell you the truth I kind of enjoyed it, not going to lie. The only part that was really awkward and horrible I thought was when Slash came out and Fergie was grinding her nasty ass all over him while he was trying to play his guitar, it’s like leave the guy alone geez. Plus her voice sounded awful during that little number, other than that I gave it a solid B, America apparently doesn’t agree with me though.

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Liu Bolin Painting Himself Invisible

07 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

There’s a 37-year-old artist in China who can paint himself into anything. Liu Bolin has been disguising himself to blend in urban or nature backdrops, creating the illusion of a human chameleon or a ghost. He spends about 10 hours being painted for each work so he perfectly matches the background. Bolin stands in front of backdrops with a team of two assistants to paint the camouflage on.

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Best Oil Painting Ever

04 Feb 2011, written by Revelation


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“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself” If this oil painting doesn’t make you smile then you can go shove it you Debbie Downer.

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The 12 Annoying And Obnoxious People At Your Super Bowl Party

04 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

The Super Bowl is more than a championship football game – it’s an All-American celebration that wouldn’t be complete without a good party. Just like you can count on a “sexy cop” to show up at a Halloween party, you can count on this dirty dozen annoying and obnoxious individuals to be at your next Super Bowl bash.


1. The Degenerate Gambler
It’s easy to mistake this guy’s intense enthusiasm as a sign of how of big this game is, but really it’s because this fascinating specimen has two large riding on just the coin toss. In between sweating over keeping up with his three different betting squares, he’ll be worried if his inside tip on the NFC’s Gatorade color preference comes through. Can later be seen on his phone with his bookie in an attempt to set up a triple parlay on the over/under on the number of beer commercials in the third, and which punter will have the higher punt yardage average.

2. Mr. “Have You Tried My Special Dip?
Can often be seen hounding anyone foolish enough to reach for the chips. This bon vivant was up at the crack of dawn chopping Applewood bacon while figuring out which form of cheddar will go into his 5-cheese blend. And he wants you to know it. To him, he created a godly gooey elixir worthy of praise; to you, he created cheese dip with a hint of sour cream.

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Late Night Humor: How To Pick Up Girls

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Step 1: Do the exact opposite of everything Dom Mazzetti is about to tell you, or maybe follow his every word, I don’t know what ever gets you laid at the end of the night.

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I Want That? Cannabis Cola

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Well it’s actually called Canna Cola and it is being released this month in Colorado and son California. Canna Cola is a line of THC-enriched sodas to be sold at medical marijuana dispensaries. Flavors include: DocWeed, Orange Kush, Grape Ape, Sour Diesel, and the classic Canna Cola. Now I don’t smoke weed, so I don’t necessarily “want” this, but I’m sure there are a lot of zoot readers that are going to be putting this on their wish list.

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10 Canine Commandments

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I love this because it makes me think of my dog Honey Bee, aka Honey, aka Machine, aka Mo-Sheen, aka H-Bee, aka H-Burner, Aka T1000, aka Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wives, aka Bone Crusher, aka Night Stalker, aka Money Bee, ya dig. So these commandments I feel my dog follows pretty accurately. If you want to see my bad ass half cyborg half k-9 pet with her cape on, you can see her below.

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What Is Being Creative?

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Here is an awesome video on what is mean to be creative. With the wise words explaining creativeness and the act of creating is a showcase of the Flip phone which was based on a concept conceived during a 6 week long workshop done by Kristian Ulrich Larsen, Ewa Sendecka, Jeppe Vestergård and Victoria Kusk. Remember, “Creativity is the opposite of routine.” (You can check out more picture of the 3-sided phone under the video after the jump.)

What is being creative? from Kristian Ulrich Larsen on Vimeo.

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7 Tips To Survive A Vacation With Your Significant Other

03 Feb 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So I went on a vaca with the lady friend and planning another one next week for a little Valentines Day action so I thought I would share some essential pointers for vacation with your significant other. To combat cabin fever, it’s only the most rational idea to make a getaway to any fun-sounding spot closer to the equator. If you’re scouring cites for tickets and thinking an intimate vacay with your girl (or guy) sounds more optimal than the annual spring break bro riot, take these tips to have the best trip.

7 Take advantage of the spontaneous sex

Let warmer weather coupled with cold drinks, no work, and, oh yeah, a bed that you won’t be responsible for changing the sheets for be the ultimate trifecta to facilitate hours of physical bonding. Slap-happy experimentation awaits, if you keep up the front that your lady f*cking SCORED because she’s with such a rad dude who loves to go on vacation with her (she did!).

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Wakeboarding On Cranberries

02 Feb 2011, written by Revelation

Josh Tranby and the crew travel to Tomah, Wisconsin for a visually stunning wakeboarding session in a cranberry bog. Red Bull Winch Sessions explores what can happen when you combine high-powered winches with action sports such as snowboarding, wakeboarding, paragliding, and more.

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