Monkey Business Illustrations

26 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

I can’t tell you what these are from, or who made them, because the site I saw them on was in some sort of language that I think went extinct 500 years ago. So here is my description of these illustrations, monkeys in different human styles. There you go, all done, I’m on fire today. On a serious note these things are pretty awesome, and weird as shit too. Now excuse me while I go back to sleigh riding and drinking 151 out of a Gatorade bottle. (click on images to enlarge)

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The Razzie Nominations.

26 Jan 2011, written by ZootPatrol.com

So if you think it’s ridiculous that all the news coverage stopped yesterday and all the major networks went to the Oscar nominations then here is a list you might like. Each year Razzies.com puts out the nominees for the worst that Hollyword tries to sell us, the same day the Oscar nominations come out. Hopefully, you didn’t waste your time with these floundering flicks. It’s so saddening to see what Gerard Butler has become after 300 and why do studios keep giving M Knight Shyamalan money? Shyamalan my dingdong.

And The Nominees Are………..

WORST PICTURE OF THE YEAR:

The Bounty Hunter

The Last Airbender

Sexy and The City #2

Twilight Saga Eclipse

Vampires Suck

WORST ACTOR NOMINATIONS:

Jack Black – Gulliver’s Travels

Gerard Butler – The Bounty Hunter

Ashton Kutcher – Killers and Valentines Day

Taylor Lautner -Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day

Robert Pattinson -Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST ACTRESS NOMINATIONS:

Jennifer Aniston -The Bounty Hunter and The Switch

Miley Cyrus -The Last Song

The Four “Gal Pals” – Sex & The City #2
(Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall,
Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon)

Megan Fox -Jonah Hex

Kristen Stewart- Twilight Saga: Eclipse

To get the full list check out: Razzies.com

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Tosh.0 Web Redemption – The Ice Cream Truck Guy

26 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

Remember that guy who got hit by an ice cream truck? If not watch the original video here. Why the fuck he was dancing in the street, anyway? Apparently he was making a rap video, and last night Daniel Tosh helped him finish that video with what can only be described as awesome results. (Actual music video starts at 3:10 but the interview is just as hilarious.)

Tosh.0 Tuesdays 10pm / 9c
Tosh.0: Web Redemption – Ice Cream Truck Guy
www.comedycentral.com
Tosh.0 Videos Daniel Tosh Web Redemption
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“Lazy Teenage Superheros” Short Film

26 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

I saw this movie online a week or so ago but as soon as I saw the 12 minute length I threw it on the back burner. Yes that is how short my attention span is, a 12 minute “short film” is too long for me to sit through and watch. How fucking long should a short film be then 45 seconds? Well I finally got the strength and will power to give the movie a shot and boy was I surprised. Created by Michael Ashton with just $300. Lazy Teenage Superheroes is the opposite of Kick Ass – jerks who have super powers but only use them to help themselves and it is hilarious. Check it out if you got 12 minutes to spare you won’t be disappointed.

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Your Job Isn’t So Bad

26 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Right now you are probably like the rest of the world, and sitting in a cubicle hating life right now, staring outside the window while the snow piles up, and just thinking to yourself that getting into a 9 vehicle car crash on the highway would be better then working right now. And you are probably right because your job probably isn’t all that fun, but on the bright side, there are worse jobs out there, and here are some pictures to make you feel better about the shitty job that you have.

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The History Of Hip-Hop Told Through Beatboxing

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

When I first saw this I immediately said that someone needs to get Vin Diesel a record deal. But it isn’t Vinny Diez, it is french beat box phenomenon EKLIPS performing a 4 minute history of HIP HOP for Trace Urban… In one single take! Of course you are going to have the nitpickers say he is missing this rapper, or this producer, but overall he nails it. I personally thought he could have used a little more Wacka Flocka Flame, but that’s just me, psych.

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52 Bad Dudes

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Here is an awesome series by Adam Sidwell dedicated to 52 (one per week of 2010) bad characters from your favorite cult movies. His great style is also pretty various, from more clean vectorial look to “painted”. So many of these not only spark up childhood memories, but I loved the characters he picked, definitely not the conventional “bad guys” you see on every other bad guy list. The best part about these is they are available for purchase right here. You can also go to Sidwell’s website found here for more information on the prints and a great interview all about the project and himself. Here are a bunch of the posters I really liked but of course I didn’t include them all so check out his site for the others. O and if you do like something act fast because they are taken down after a certain amount are purchased, enjoy.

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Times Square Kiss In Color

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

Reddit user mygrapefruit, previously featured here for coloring Malcom Browne’s burning monk photo, expressed his talents once again with Alfred Eisenstaedt’s ‘V-J Day in Times Square’.

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Blood Brothers Mixtapes

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation
Blood Brothers Mixtapes

The Blood Bros. are, for lack of a better description, an awesome DJ duo with an awesome goal: creating mix tapes compiled from the best 80′s action movie songs. A quick listen to the first few minutes of each track (after the jump) on their two mixes will have you running in gym sweats or bench pressing logs faster than you can say “Adriaann!”. The duo’s original mix First Blood followed-up with Heaven2Hell stretch out for 40 and 45 minutes of pure work-out-montage perfection. Each compilation is also choreographed to follow the plot of a classic good guy triumphs over the bad guy flick, so the opening tunes are all about training, which then transitions to the fight, and finally the glorious thrill of victory. Classics like Eye of the Tiger and Joe Episito’s You’re the Best Around from the Karate Kid are included along with plenty of other gems. We will start with the more recent mixtape created by Derek ‘DJA’ Allen and Dirty South Joe. Put this mix on and remind yourself to PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT AND STARE DOWN YOUR DEMONS!

Blood Bros: Heaven2Hell by maddecent

Mixtape 1, First Blood, as well as the track listings for each mixtape found below

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The Best Collection Of Socially Awkward Penguin

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

Now I don’t consider myself socially awkward but I definitely do about 90% of the things in this awesome collection of the Socially Awkward Penguin meme. If you are not familiar pretty much Socially Awkward Penguin just points out really weird and awkward things you do in public. You know how when you’re walking down the street and realize you’re going the wrong way, you pretend to pat your pockets and pretend you forgot something so you can turn around without alerting strangers that you were just really walking in the wrong direction? Yea well this is a collection of all hilarious things like that, enjoy weirdos.

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