Joe Rogan – The American War Machine

25 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

As the great late George Carlin once said, “They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” Well here is a very cool combination of some of Joe Rogan’s rants and ideas connected with some great video editing by a youtube user named “TheParadigmShift”. Even if your someone who can care less about politics and the way this country is run, there is no way you won’t be glued to the screen during this whole video. Rogan’s words come across very straight forward and very powerful, and it is not a matter of his beliefs and conspiracy theories, he is merely talking the direct truth, so take it for what it’s worth, enjoy.

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The United States Of Shame

24 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

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Here is a graphic of every state and what they each ranked dead last in. It is always great to see what other people and states completely suck at. Yayyyy again for my awesome home state of New Jersey ranking dead last in taxes. Yea everyone else complaining about taxes, we have the most expensive taxes…. FOR EVERYTHING. But on the flip side I’d rather have expensive taxes then to be in a gonorrhea infested colony, I’m looking at you Louisiana.

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This Plus This Equals That

24 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Luckily I am a perfectly sculpted male and don’t resembled anything on planet Earth. The only thing I come close to looking like is an angel from the heavens above, so there is no way I would ever be included in a such hilarious pictures as these. All of these are pretty spot on so enjoy the mash ups.

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The Many Careers Of Bill Murray

24 Jan 2011, written by Revelation

By now I think you can come to the conclusion that Bill Murray kicks ass, and his movies are awesome as well. This weekend it has come to my attention that Jason Stratham is coming out with a new movie called, “The Mechanic” where he plays the same role he has played in the last 65 movies he’s been in. Murray on the other hand has had a wide variety of professions in his movie roles, as seen above.

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The 10 Drunkest Cities In America

24 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Like anything else, drinking is fun and awesome, if done in moderation. There is a very thin line from going and drinking with your friends, to becoming a full blown alcoholic and going to the bar every day after work solo and drinking until closing time. Well if you wanted to know if your excessive drinking has contributed to your city being one of the ten drunkest cities in America congratulations, keep it up. Full list below for the biggest dead beat alcoholic cities.

1. Milwaukee, WI

Average drinks per person per month: 12.76
Percent of adults who are heavy drinkers: 7.1%
Percent of adults who are binge drinkers: 21.8
Deaths per 100,000 residents from alcoholic liver disease: 3.9

2. Fargo, ND

Average drinks, per person, per month: 12.06
Percent of adults who are heavy drinkers: 8.2
Percent of adults who are binge drinkers: 19.6
Deaths per 100,000 residents from alcoholic liver disease: 6.9

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Zootpatrol Hits 1,000,000 Views, Thank You!

24 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

So over this weekend we reached over 1,000,000 hits on the site which is pretty rad. This site started a while ago, but only got serious about 8 months ago. We hope we have provided you with entertainment and a little bit of knowledge on your free time, or maybe we took valuable hours of productivity away from your job, which we enjoy as well, nothing better then sticking it to the man right. Either way we really want to thank all of our readers a bunch, we love providing you with the illest and most awesome information we can find, and we are glad you guys like checking it out. So thank you for your views, cheers, here is to the next million, and the next, and the next. Playing the track below on repeat all day, lets gooooooo.

Lil Wayne – A Milli (Lamb Versus Bear Remix) http://www.mediafire.com/?gnp7asreqszqb12 by Lamb Versus Bear

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9 Disgusting Shots To Avoid At The Bar

21 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

It’s Fridayyyy babyyyy, so that means it’s time to drink and maybe it’s your birthday. Maybe you’re low on cash and somebody offers to buy you one of these shots. Whatever the case may be, avoid these shots at all costs or you’ll find yourself visiting the porcelain god. But at the same time, you aren’t really going to turn down a free shot of alcohol, even if it is called Gorilla Puke, are you, yea didn’t think so you alcoholic.

1. Gorilla Puke

Have you ever seen a gorilla puke? This is why.

Ingredients
- ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
- ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

2. Liquid Steak


The cheapest steak on earth.

Ingredients
- 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
- Worcestershire Sauce

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100 Dolla Bills Ya’lllllllllll

21 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 1 Comments

“This is how we do it, it’s Friday night…” O hey sorry didn’t see you there, anyway here is some vintage video capturing a spectacular karaoke performance in Alabama. When it first started I was like O.K. here we go, this is going to be terrible, but I was quickly proved wrong. This guy is a pimp, and he puts it down. The song choice for this O.G. was Montell Jordan “This Is How We Do It” and he kills it. This video is so damn good that I forgot about the drive-by. (At the 1:10 mark he gets awkward, but quickly rebounds.)

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Revelation’s Crib Of The Week: The Razor House

21 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

Constructed as a unique architectural masterpiece, standing tall and proud high on a cliff in La Jolla, California, the Razor Residence was proudly designed by architect Wallace E. Cunningham, one of Architectural Digest’s Top 100 Designers. Lucky from the start to be able to enjoy such a panorama of the Pacific Ocean on a 11,000 square foot area, the magnificent residence features 4 bedrooms, 6 baths and an enormous two level guest house. As if the structure and features were not luxurious enough, the home has private access to Black`s Beach. The residence is for sale at Hurwitz James Co. for the price of $32,000,000. here are a few words from Hurwitz James: “Set behind gates, and constructed from white polished concrete and floor-to-ceiling glass, this magnum opus suspends the boundaries of ordinary living and commands amazing uninterrupted views of the ocean, open sky and natural landscape.” Yea didn’t need to tell me all that I wanted to buy this place at the sight of the first picture.

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Creative Lip Art

21 Jan 2011, written by Revelation 0 Comments

To be honest I don’t know much about these lip art pictures or who did them so sorry for that, but I just know that if I went on a blind date and the girl I met had a crab painted on her lips I would pretend I was someone else and run for the closet exit. But at the same time they are awesome, just not to be applied when going out in public. Although I am sure there are some sick perverts that would love to be kissed by a tiny panda bear, including me wah wah wee wahhhhhh.

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