Like I’ve said before SNL just isn’t that funny anymore. The only time SNL manages to pop up around the internet is when Andy Samberg is invovled with a new SNL Digital Short, and here is a prime example. Samberg runs into Pee Wee Herman at a bar and they end up getting shit canned together, hilarity ensues.
Ontario artist Mariel Clayton isn’t the first social commentator to decry Barbie’s negative effect on society, and she definitely won’t be the last. But she just might be the most grisly. Her art features Barbie in myriad situations that would put Mattel in a tizzy. Sex, bondage, suicide, murder — it’s all there, in tiny detail. You can also check out more of her work at her website found here.
More over the top Barbi, with commentary about the project from the artist herself below.
By now I am sure you have heard that the man with the golden voice, Ted Williams, is in rehab after a domestic altercation in Vegas with his daughter, and then admitting he had still been drinking heavily. The whole “I’ve been clean for 2 years” thing was complete bullshit. Which brings something to my attention. Yea the guy had a nice voice, but why the hell did all of the American public actually believe a bum? Just goes to show you never trust a homeless dude, they are dirty liars. Sorry I’m being mean but a guy who left his family, wife and 9 kids, and never to pay child support, hospital bills, or even talk to them in 20 years is a disgrace. This guy doesn’t deserve to get all smiles and a pat on the back. So here is his collection of mugshots, what the hell is up with the one he is wearing a doctor mask?
Happy MLK day to everyone out there. Most of you were lucky enough to have off of work today, but myself is hard at work in the office like a loser. While the day off is nice for most of you let’s not forget why you have the day off, because of one of the most influential and revolutionary individuals in American history, Martin Luther King Junior. This is Excerpts from Martin Luther King, Jr.’s final speech in Memphis, TN. I feel this was done very well and very tastfull. If you want the orignal version you can check out part 1 of his speech here.
Facebook profiles are like belly buttons: Everybody’s got one. 1 out of ever 13 humans and three out of four Americans is on Facebook, and one out of 26 signs into Facebook on a daily basis. We could rattle off stats like that until the cows come home, but instead, we’d like to show you this fascinating infographic from SocialHype and OnlineSchools.org. Plain and simple you are probably obsessed, as long as you don’t play farmville or poke people on the reg. then you are just like everyone else, but once you start doing shit like that then you need to reevaluate your life.
More incredible information on facebook users below
We’ve seen some incredible time-lapse footage of New York City before, but Josh “Mindrelic” Owens ups the ante with his spectacular Canon 5Dmk2 footage of the Big Apple, day and night. It his own collection of his favorite shots around New York City, the greatest city in the world, enjoy. Music track: “down to the cellar” by Dredg
Isn’t he cute as hell. He has been adopted by April Parker and her two teenage daughters who found him in the animal shelter Mayflower where he had been ignored for a long time, probably because most people couldn’t see the beauty in him. Well, April had a different opinion, and now the pooch has a loving home and gracious owners. Ug is a two-year-old pointer cross with one blind eye and buck teeth, likely from inheritance.
More pictures and story continues below on this little rat
What we have here is a chrome-plated Tron-themed Audi R8, engineered by Pimp My Ride vehicular tricksters West Coast Customs, which (we imagine) is (probably) faster than a lightcycle. This version of the R8, however, isn’t quite so subtle — with glowing rims, glowing vents, a glowing back seat and a chrome finish so perfectly reflective that you can check your hair and makeup in the car’s bonnet. All the glowing bits gradually fade through a series of colours too, for added Tron-style excellence. This thing would be perfect cruising the streets of South Beach surrounded by neons and hot babes flocking, yea my 1992 Taurus will have to do until I get this thing.
More pics of this bad boy found below
Call me weird but I was always a fan of James Van Der Beek, probably only because of the movie Rules of Attraction. He has recently popped back into society taking over website funnyordie.com for a week. It all started with the picture above that was an internet sensation, with people adding text and using it in many situations. So he embraced it and decided to put a spin on things. What could possibly require the full gamut of Van Der Beek over-emoting? What would merit so much sarcasm? The answer, clearly, was Jersey Shore, the only thing on earth more forced and contrived than intentionally marketing your own brand of memes. Behold! You can also check out more hilarious gifs and other stuff at Van Der Beek’s new site found here.
More JVDB reactions to gross Snookie below
Here is another gem found on lamebook.com. This poor lady was so happy to be getting friend requests from old friends and then BAM, facebook shows how ugly it can get with this hilarious back and forth conversation on her wall between a recently divorced couple.